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I think I’m in trouble with the UK’s tax office

The Shah of Iran

aye awrite then
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This might be an "oh literal 2shirts" moment coming but I think all that's happened here is you've called some phone-scamming Muslims a naughty name and they have no recourse because their jig would be well and truly up if they said shit about it. You should get a medal.

I've had this call less than a year ago and I got scared straght into paying my taxes years ago because I kinda didn't for the 1st 5 years after I left uni and the penalties ontop of the thousands I owed them were insane so I'm meticulous as fuck about it. (edit - never got a single phone call, they didn't even chase up my parents or send anything to their house). HMRC don't send automated messages that require you to press 1 to connect. Pretty sure that's illegal. Also if you called them a nigger they would probably not hang up on you, they'd be challenging you or pretending you never said it. That part is the giveaway; only a scammer would move straight on after like a telemarketer because you don't owe them shit, they're trying to extract it.

There's a chance I'm wrong but if I am you'll be too busy hammering rocks in a squalid SNP labour camp to tell me about it
 

AntSucks

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Turry Precision ™®©

The Natural Man, scourge of mutts and mongrels
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Any time I get an alleged call from the government I just ask them what my name and address is. They usually hang up but sometimes they try to get tough about it.
 

Zombie247

Go work. Get Sandwiches
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They don't ring you. You will get a letter in the post. If they are pulling you up.

Where's George!

 
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