I think I'm going to climb Mt. Rainier

[Carl Winslow]

Has anyone done it? Or any decent sized mountain? What kind of boots do you need to walk on the snow/ice? I watched a video of two fags doing it, so it should be easy and I'm in pretty good shape.

If not this summer, next for sure.

 

[TheNanaDook]

Haven't climbed it, but I did do a Muay Thai camp on Ranier before, and the weather was temperamental, raining one minute, cold, then sunny and hot.

 

[Carl Winslow]

I"ve been to Mt. Rainier in the past, but didn't make it that high.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Soccer cleats with two pairs of socks, and maybe a sleeping bag is all you need. You better yell "NIGGER!!!" at the summit, Jim/Ed.

 

[guest]

Ain’t no mountain high enough, right gang?

 

[Carl Winslow]

Soccer cleats with two pairs of socks, and maybe a sleeping bag is all you need. You better yell "NIGGER!!!" at the summit, Jim/Ed.

I bet if I put a Trump 2024 flag up there I would make the news?

 

[Front 242]

1953 German–Austrian Nanga Parbat expedition - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Reading this account of this bungled mountaineering expedition made me want to start climbing real big mountains. Jim you can climb Rainier for sure. Go with a group and don't jack off for 30 days.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I always thought doing one of the marathon hikes like the Appalachian Trail would be worth it. You have to come out as a different person after that long walking in the woods.

 

[Milk74]

Will you blow your brains out when you get to the top?

 

[WhereWeAt]

I bet if I put a Trump 2024 flag up there I would make the news?

Are you one of those guys who thinks shooting a case of Bud Light will make actual heads explode?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I always thought doing one of the marathon hikes like the Appalachian Trail would be worth it. You have to come out as a different person after that long walking in the woods.

Dammit now I want to do the Appalachian trail with nigger Jim. I picture just minimal awkward small talk for the first 20 miles or so and things open up after he pulls out a snub nose 38 and kills a deer execution style for dinner. I'll volunteer to clean and dress it and we'll make it through. At the end of the 6 months he'll just disappear into the fog and I'll wonder if it all really happened.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Dammit now I want to do the Appalachian trail with nigger Jim. I picture just minimal awkward small talk for the first 20 miles or so and things open up after he pulls out a snub nose 38 and kills a deer execution style for dinner. I'll volunteer to clean and dress it and we'll make it through. At the end of the 6 months he'll just disappear into the fog and I'll wonder if it all really happened.

Diary day 67:

Nigger Jim punched an owl to death today. I can kind of see his point, it did sound like it called him a fag.

Day 68:

Nigger Jim is wearing the owl as a hat. I think I get it. It keeps the rain off. But why does he keep hooting?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Diary day 67:

Nigger Jim punched an owl to death today. I can kind of see his point, it did sound like it called him a fag.

Day 68:

Nigger Jim is wearing the owl as a hat. I think I get it. It keeps the rain off. But why does he keep hooting?

Diary day 127:

Thunderstorm knocked over the tent. Nigger Jim fired a few shots from his 44 magnum into the storm... seriously where does he keep getting these guns. He called me his brave little prince while stroking my hair to help me fall asleep. I think he's become the pack leader of the coyotes that have been following us. They leave rabbits every night now

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Diary day 127:

Thunderstorm knocked over the tent. Nigger Jim fired a few shots from his 44 magnum into the storm... seriously where does he keep getting these guns. He called me his brave little prince while stroking my hair to help me fall asleep. I think he's become the pack leader of the coyotes that have been following us. They leave rabbits every night now

Day 143.

Black bears came in the camp. Nigger Jim punched one in the kidneys repeatedly while calling it a junglebunny and jigaboo. As they ran away he explained that around blacks you never relax. He told me I'm lucky it wasn't a polar bear or he'd have let it have me.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Day 158.

We stopped at a pond after a rough day of climbing. Nigger Jim stomped all the frogs to death because he remembered that they're turning the frogs gay and he wanted to "spare them."

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Day 158.

We stopped at a pond after a rough day of climbing. Nigger Jim stomped all the frogs to death because he remembered that they're turning the frogs gay and he wanted to "spare them."

Day 163:

We made it... or at least I did. Do you remember the ending of highway to heaven where Micheal Landon disappeared into the clouds? It's cliché until it happens to you. Now what do I do with all these animal corpses I've be carrying for 6 months?

 

[Carl Winslow]

No animal hurting from me. I like animals, not people… and I really hate niggers, Jews, single moms…

 

[FranksWirecutters]

No animal hurting from me. I like animals, not people… and I really hate niggers, Jews, single moms…

As long as I made your day better. That's all I hoped for.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

As long as I made your day better. That's all I hoped for.

Made mine. Hatecriming a black bear got my ribs.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I've climbed your mother and that was a struggle to say the very least.