I think I have covid

[Brooke Shields]

Dude it's really fucking bad, not even joking, I feel terrible. Like I feel like i'm about to explode.
I think I'm gonna shit my pants out or something for real this is no joke, i shouldn't have doubted this stuff OH WAIT i just farted I'm fine




just had to fart, it was just gas

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Big fan of your work.

 

[guest]

I actually tested positive for the second time on Tuesday. My left nostril has mucus in it.

 

[guest]

I have long covid for sure...it fucks with the sinus for 3 weeks at a time. Its real.

 

[guest]

I actually tested positive for the second time on Tuesday. My left nostril has mucus in it.

Drinking beer legit cured mine.

 

[guest]

Drinking beer legit cured mine.

There might be something in this. I decided to take a few months off the booze several weeks ago. Now I get covid? Coincidence?

 

[guest]

Drinking beer legit cured mine.

There might be something in this. I decided to take a few months off the booze several weeks ago. Now I get covid? Coincidence?

What do they do before they give you a shot? They rub an alcohol pad on the area to disinfect the area. If you drink a lot of beer/liquor, you are disnfecting your mouth and insides. Its just science.

 

[The Greaseman]

I've been around several people who have tested positive a day or two later and still have never caught it.

 

[Daniel WIlliam Mullen]

Glad you're feeling better, Brooke.

-Dan

 

[guest]

There might be something in this. I decided to take a few months off the booze several weeks ago. Now I get covid? Coincidence?

I'm not joking. I was frustrated with my brain fog and general blah feeling. Had six beers. Brain fog gone the next morning and I felt better.

It's either a) relaxing my brain and allowing the inflammation or whatever to just hit the bricks b) pain transfer with the slight hangover c) the dopamine release I was looking for that kinda reset my chi.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I was in the office one day last week and was apparently a “close contact” with someone since I got an email about it. I’m unvaccinated and feel fine. I’ll probably fake a positive Covid test so they don’t ask me to come into the office at all next week

ANYONE CAN DO IT

 

[Zombie247]

Have a hot whiskey before bed. And sweat it out of you. If you can get your hands on potcheen, even better. You will feel a hell of alot better in the morning.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I have had COVID twice - once in early 2020, and then about two months ago. Didn't even miss work the 2nd time. Once you get past the first 3 days, it's nothing.

 

[guest]

There might be something in this. I decided to take a few months off the booze several weeks ago. Now I get covid? Coincidence?

Dude, no shit, I quit the beginning of last week and finally caught it for the first time. I almost never took precautions, never wore the mask, any of that shit. But trying to do the right thing and not end up overly bloated like Patso and I come down with it.

I'm taking a bunch of Vitamin C, zinc, quercetin, etc and just hanging at home. Did you guys do anything to speed up the recovery? It's not that bad, just kind of annoying.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I stopped smoking a couple months ago and now I get the chink virus. Matzo balls n bouillon help the sinuses/throat.

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[MonsterSteve]

I've been feeling under the weather as well the past week and I think I might have it as well. I got the first vaccine and then got covid around xmas so this isn't my first time but damn does it suck.

What are your symptoms? The only thing keeping me from going to the doctor are a couple of these percs I had put away.

 

[guest]

btw wwaw Covid not being on your mind for months?

 

[A House Nigger]

Drinking beer legit cured mine.

Being tricked into fucking Dan's wife cured me right up.

 

[guest]

btw wwaw Covid not being on your mind for months?

I'd forget about it entirely if it weren't for all the chinks around here still wearing them.