I saw my grandpa’s dick today

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He has two inches on me. He has dementia and I hate going to see him because he constantly calls me by my uncle’s name. Keeps asking me to take him to Vegas and he likes Heinekens so I always bring over a six pack. I went to pick up dinner and when I came back he put creamer in the rest of his beer then offered me coffee. I genuinely understand why Anthony refused to go. I see him 1-2 times per week but it just bums me out. I generally refuse to confront my feelings.

 

[medium wyzzz]

He has two inches on me. He has dementia and I hate going to see him because he constantly calls me by my uncle’s name. Keeps asking me to take him to Vegas and he likes Heinekens so I always bring over a six pack. I went to pick up dinner and when I came back he put creamer in the rest of his beer then offered me coffee. I genuinely understand why Anthony refused to go. I see him 1-2 times per week but it just bums me out. I generally refuse to confront my feelings.

Nigga you just jealous he's packin more than you.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Nigga you just jealous he's packin more than you.

I got a pretty nice fawkin piece *sniff* He’s rockin at least 8 inches though. At my cousin’s stag I dropped like $200 to get him lap dances. Talk about fucking trashy.

 

[DMAN]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This accurately describes my feelings but I go visit him anyways.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Grandpa? What are you, 15?

My last grandparent died off AT LEAST ten years ago.

 

[guest]

I guess it's at least partly some kind of old man droop (gravity.) My grandpa moved in with us for a few months when I was 17 or 18. One day my dad and I had to lift him out of the bath. He was hanging major dong and his balls were like two plums in an old sock.

 

[Dog Eater]

I guess it's at least partly some kind of old man droop (gravity.) My grandpa moved in with us for a few months when I was 17 or 18. One day my dad and I had to lift him out of the bath. He was hanging major dong and his balls were like two plums in an old sock.

I’ve noticed actual retards are like this. Any time I’ve seen a retard in a change room they’ve had a massive set of hanging cock and balls.

 

[guest]

I’ve noticed actual retards are like this. Any time I’ve seen a retard in a change room they’ve had a massive set of hanging cock and balls.

My grandad was approaching at least semi retard cognitive status at that point so there may be something in this.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I guess it's at least partly some kind of old man droop (gravity.) My grandpa moved in with us for a few months when I was 17 or 18. One day my dad and I had to lift him out of the bath. He was hanging major dong and his balls were like two plums in an old sock.

Comparing your grandpa's balls to delicious fruit is what straight men do?

 

[guest]

Comparing your grandpa's balls to delicious fruit is what straight men do?

I mean I was thinking of scale size not how they'd taste, but sure.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Comparing your grandpa's balls to delicious fruit is what straight men do?

I bet @McGowan6 fantasized about making prune juice from them.
I can always count on you psychopaths to make me feel better.

 

[guest]

I bet @McGowan6 fantasized about making prune juice from them.
I can always count on you psychopaths to make me feel better.

Full disclosure, I kind of wanted to kick him in the balls. Pretty sure my dad would have reflex laughed

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Grandpa? What are you, 15?

My last grandparent died off AT LEAST ten years ago.

Nice dead grandparents, stupid.

 

[Chapel]

I genuinely understand why Anthony refused to go. I see him 1-2 times per week but it just bums me out. I generally refuse to confront my feelings.

I don’t know, I’d have thought Anthony wouldn’t mind seeing your grandpa’s dick

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I’ve noticed actual retards are like this. Any time I’ve seen a retard in a change room they’ve had a massive set of hanging cock and balls.

It's not like their brains need the extra blood flow.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I don’t know, I’d have thought Anthony wouldn’t mind seeing your grandpa’s dick

 

[Pino_palladino]

Cool cock, grandpa. Want to bring it to the white house?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Me too, and he died in 1990, which made it extra weird.