Rumbustious? The fuck?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
I never heard about adam earing eve's pussy
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Fatrick stood up and cheered in all right places. He'll earn his token black friend yet. 
Truly amazing writing. About as subtle as a hammer to the back of the head. I'm surprised he didn't write "an then I fucked da bitch good".
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It's retarded
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in africa admitting to eating pussy is the same as being gay
> Filled with seed
What are you, some kind of a homo?
What are you, some kind of a homo?
this is probably what he tried to enter that facebook poetry contest with
Twas dusk
Africans don't eats the cooshie
This is what a 13 year old thinks is deep poetry. Luis J Gomez’ poem to his ex girlfriend is less embarrassing.
This is the gayest thing I've ever read about a man and a woman having sex.Rumbustious? The fuck?
How does he manage to make straight sex sound so gay?
Man’s original sin
The African Poet speaks for me, but Ogchechochekcho’s pidgin English gets my ribs vibrating. All of us who were not born niggers really have a lot to be grateful for.A real fawkin wordsmith
No children so they're not interested.