I need some advice about this presentation I have next week at work

[CorradoSoprano4]

So I work for a company that sometimes likes to add gifs/memes to their presentation for whatever reason. I guess to make it less awkward so they sneak in a joke I suppose? Normally I don't do that because a. I am an adult and b. I do as less work as possible but I have this presentation lined up next week and want to spruce it up with the perfect gif/joke. My presentation would be about our current plans to expand our business to Germany and I want to start the presentation with the slogan "marching into Germany" with the following gif:

Thoughts?

 

[CuckQueen]

So I work for a company that sometimes likes to add gifs/memes to their presentation for whatever reason. I guess to make it less awkward so they sneak in a joke I suppose? Normally I don't do that because a. I am an adult and b. I do as less work as possible but I have this presentation lined up next week and want to spruce it up with the perfect gif/joke. My presentation would be about our current plans to expand our business to Germany and I want to start the presentation with the slogan "marching into Germany" with the following gif:

Thoughts?

Doesn't make sense, since those fine young men are marching out of Germany.

 

[guest]

Can never fail with a Lucy gif, my friend!

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Doesn't make sense, since those fine young men are marching out of Germany.

You're completely right. How about this gif of the red army?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

What about "waltzing into Germany"?

 

[CuckQueen]

You're completely right. How about this gif of the red army?

Now you're making sense! And it has the nice combination of being "politically correct" (fuck Nazis, amirgiht?) and pissing them off by showing a Russian army invading.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

"Marching into New Africa"

 

[aRTie02150]

Whenever I need to do a speech I imagine just myself naked and everyone being jealous of my big penis that they're paying attention to. Gives me confidence.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I mean, if we’re being honest, how many retards can identify any historical facts? You could put footage of desert storm in there and they’d probably believe it if it’s presented in a format of “fact”. In all seriousness I’d maybe present it with footage of D-Day to get people amped up about the prospect.

 

[guest]

Good luck with the presentation, bro!

 

[Monk]

I think you should get out of doing the presentation by mowing down as many of your coworkers as possible with an assault rifle before taking your own life.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Whenever I need to do a speech I imagine just myself naked and everyone being jealous of my big penis that they're paying attention to. Gives me confidence.

It will take a whole lot of imagination that I don't have to pretend that I have a big penis.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

So I work for a company that sometimes likes to add gifs/memes to their presentation for whatever reason. I guess to make it less awkward so they sneak in a joke I suppose? Normally I don't do that because a. I am an adult and b. I do as less work as possible but I have this presentation lined up next week and want to spruce it up with the perfect gif/joke. My presentation would be about our current plans to expand our business to Germany and I want to start the presentation with the slogan "marching into Germany" with the following gif:

Thoughts?

Is your resume up to date?

 

[AntSucks]

Not everything has to be about Hitler. You can make it about something Germans like.

 

[johnnynoname]

So I work for a company

fag

 

[guest]

fag

What do you do for a living, character?

 

[johnnynoname]

What do you do for a living, character?

fag waiter

 

[guest]

fag waiter

Sir, are you one of them homosexuals, perchance?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

fag waiter

nice livelihood, stupid

 

[firstimelongtime]

So I work for a company that sometimes likes to add gifs/memes to their presentation for whatever reason. I guess to make it less awkward so they sneak in a joke I suppose? Normally I don't do that because a. I am an adult and b. I do as less work as possible but I have this presentation lined up next week and want to spruce it up with the perfect gif/joke. My presentation would be about our current plans to expand our business to Germany and I want to start the presentation with the slogan "marching into Germany" with the following gif:

Thoughts?