I need explanations and I need them now. If I sound angry, it's because I am.

[guest]

1) Why did Pat upload the nude photo of hinself standing behind a plant? What was the context?

2) Why did he upload that creepy photo of himself hiding amongst the plants outdoors? What was the context?

Serious replies only.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I can't answer the first one but the second one was because he was asking his followers what medications you think he's on based on his pupils. Most of them guessed some sort of psych meds if I remember correctly. I think he got his monthly injection of Haldol.

 

[guest]

I can't answer the first one but the second one was because he was asking his followers what medications you think he's on based on his pupils. Most of them guessed some sort of psych meds if I remember correctly. I think he got his monthly injection of Haldol.

Lol what the fuck??!! Need a link to that.

 

[Stent]

Pat is a sexual deviant. I am 100% convinced he swaTTed himself just to expose himself to the officers.

 

[Whoreallycares]

I can't answer the first one but the second one was because he was asking his followers what medications you think he's on based on his pupils. Most of them guessed some sort of psych meds if I remember correctly. I think he got his monthly injection of Haldol.

The Genova special. Kpeaceoutbye

 

[guest]

1. He is delusional and thinks he looks good naked

2. This one literally screams "Come get me you cop faggots". I think he buried a dead African American child that he raped underneath his garden to act as fertilizer for his habanero plants.

 

[guest]

1. He is delusional and thinks he looks good naked

2. This one literally screams "Come get me you cop faggots". I think he buried a dead African American child that he raped underneath his garden to act as fertilizer for his habanero plants.

For 1, do you know what caption he used or what made up reason he gave for sharing a nude photo?

 

[NeedFana]

He’s fat

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

I might be misremembering the lore but was the naked plant picture something to do with a rage boner he would send to trolls?

 

[DominusOdium]

He was doing it as a tee-hee book promotion with the actual intention of attempting to be the cool guy who will do ANYTHING wacky and crazy and get some attention from the ladies. He's a stealthy geek, you see. Isn't he so funny ladies? And look at how good he looks naked! AND he's a successful author? Man, a chick once fucked him on the first night she met him for a signed book from an author, what will YOU do once you see this? DMs are open ladies, unless he gets caught then it was just a tee-hee book promotion being waaaacky because he's definitely a standup comedian and not an open mic guy looking to cheat on his wife!

 

[SFWA liaison]

totally normal behavior for a 40yo man