I Made it Halfway Through “I Hate Your Guts” Before the Suicidal Thoughts got too Strong

[Vito Carlucci]

THIS is his Magnum Opus? The stupid homo was trying so goddamn hard to be Carlin. Say more ways you’d like someone to kill themselves, stupid. “Drive into a cement wall?” So random!

I always figured that the retarded hillbilly truckers who would call in praising it were just that, retarded, but after seeing for myself what DRECK this queer felt so inclined to put into print, I have even less faith in the south.

 

[Dog Eater]

Man who sucked off other boys as a child turns out to be a faggot. News at 11.

 

[PickleRickle]

Man who sucked off other boys as a child turns out to be a faggot. News at 11.

And heres why thats a GOOD thing.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I read it a long time ago. It’s terrible.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Just do a few more chapters, pal

 

[Peckas]

I loffed reading it. I'm sorry you thought blinky mccocksucker would write to the level of victor Hugo.

 

[Vito Carlucci]

I loffed reading it. I'm sorry you thought blinky mccocksucker would write to the level of victor Hugo.

You’re right. My bad. About to pick it back up with a thumb in my ass

 

[Treat Yourself]

I couldn't find a free copy of "I Hate Your Guts" anywhere online but I read Happy Endings. There were some amusing parts but the whole book just goes to show how fucking lazy Norton is and he was only doing it to cash in. Half of his wormy diary entries are "I'm sitting in an airport and have to shit, tee hee, boy writing sure is a pain". Glad I didn't pay for it.

 

[Vito Carlucci]

I couldn't find a free copy of "I Hate Your Guts" anywhere online but I read Happy Endings. There were some amusing parts but the whole book just goes to show how fucking lazy Norton is and he was only doing it to cash in. Half of his wormy diary entries are "I'm sitting in an airport and have to shit, tee hee, boy writing sure is a pain". Glad I didn't pay for it.

Laziness combined with his incessant need to toss out self-deprecating jabs to remind us of how “quirky and humble” he is.

Oh yea, he’s an oddball, but he KNOWS he’s an oddball! He likes when trannies take shits on his chest, and he’s not ashamed to admit it! How crazy!

I wish I could remember the quote from his old website that went along the lines of: “I woke up this morning and looked once again in the mirror at the slimy, midget, balding wretch.”

We get it stupid, you’re ugly.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I remember Jim saying something like "The table of contents on the Kindle version of 'I Hate Your Guts' is missing, and I know it's for political correctness reasons." As if Jim Norton is some firebrand and Amazon is afraid of blowback. His publisher made a clerical error and he's acting like he's Salman Rushdie because he trashed Keith Olbermann.

 

[Lunkhead]

I remember buying his first book at a used book store. Got about 3 pages in and returned it. I don't know what makes these comedians think they can write but they stink. That same store had a display of Mike Birbiglia DVDs for 3 dollars. Showed it to the Legend Rich Vosh and he got a good laugh out of it.