I love how ant is clearly broke, yet Joe is still collecting payments from him.

Carol's Bad Cavern

Forming Stalagmites since 1930
He will keep paying him till one of them croaks. Joe hasn't worked in 3 decades so it is not like he has a pension or anything. He is a fucking bum. Lady Di has worked more than this leech.
He's never paid taxes on his welfare so his social security is shit, and he never invested any money aside from shitty chinese guitars because he's a nigger
 

Jizz

Who here would continue to milk their sibling even if you made some retarded pact?

If Id made bank like Cumia at the height of his career, then I mean sure. I would buy my brothers maybe a nice pad, pay for niece and nephews college, maybe if they needed medical treatment then Id pay for that. You know, one off gestures of appreciation. I certainly wouldnt pay for his groceries and utilities, let alone a lifetime allowance. Go fuck yourself, Joe. Spineless Tranth hasn't got the gumption to tell this fucker to hit the bricks.

Imagine your brother telling strangers you owe him for your big break. Id have severed that relationship a long, long time ago. Gotta wonder if deep down, Dawn thinks Joe is a piece of shit.
Brother Joe is considered one of the three creators of O&A so it makes sense that he would receive residuals from his creation because it would've never existed without him. Joe went from station to station trying to get their parodies on the air and when he heard the Opie show he realized they would be a perfect fit. It is a similar situation to the TV show the simpsons where the creators are still paid even though they are no longer involved with writing new episodes.
 

JebJoh

Brother Joe is considered one of the three creators of O&A so it makes sense that he would receive residuals from his creation because it would've never existed without him. Joe went from station to station trying to get their parodies on the air and when he heard the Opie show he realized they would be a perfect fit. It is a similar situation to the TV show the simpsons where the creators are still paid even though they are no longer involved with writing new episodes.
Here's a fun fact, Opie owns the O & A Youtube channel so anything resembling royalties for the show go directly to him
 

JebJoh

Here's a fun fact, Opie owns the O & A Youtube channel so anything resembling royalties for the show go directly to him
But then nana bought the opieandanthony.com domain and he gets all the traffic from people who go into the address bar and type opieandanthony.com when looking for opie and anthony. Is anyone wondering why one of them is broke and the other is living on the beach?
 
It's obviously weighing on the sweaty, braying buffoon too. Nana might be moving to SC, he's recklessly gambling, and he's in a swishy alcoholic stupor most of the time. Meanwhile Joe is an increasingly unwell obese retard, desperately trying to scrounge up pocket money with his sad, pitiful "gigs" and constantly bitching about "this economy", while forever posting "life is better than ever" social media posts about his breakfast.
 
How many passive aggressive threats can you count in that 1 phone call? If he only knew that sirius would have been thrilled to see Opie and Jim leave to join nana.
Notice in the first sentence he brings up dropping off the OJ tape. That will always be the biggest thing he ever did in his life. Not his daughter or his family or his music. His proudest moment in life will be dropping off a parody tape to an overnight Long Island DJ. He will definitely have it in the first few sentences of his obituary if not on his tombstone if Anthony can afford his burial by then.
 
Notice in the first sentence he brings up dropping off the OJ tape. That will always be the biggest thing he ever did in his life. Not his daughter or his family or his music. His proudest moment in life will be dropping off a parody tape to an overnight Long Island DJ. He will definitely have it in the first few sentences of his obituary if not on his tombstone if Anthony can afford his burial by then.
A parody tape featuring his little brother in blackface, doing a bad Howard Stern nigger voice impression. The proudest moment of his life. Just ponder how unbelievably pitiful that is.
 

JebJoh

Notice in the first sentence he brings up dropping off the OJ tape. That will always be the biggest thing he ever did in his life. Not his daughter or his family or his music. His proudest moment in life will be dropping off a parody tape to an overnight Long Island DJ. He will definitely have it in the first few sentences of his obituary if not on his tombstone if Anthony can afford his burial by then.
Good point but neither of them will even recognize the other in a few years.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Listen to that blithering fucking faggot cow. You know he thinks he is being diplomatic.
On virtual paper? The Catholic Church ? You fucking mumbling stumbling fucking pig.
I was listening to an old Ron & Fez recently and brother Joe called in for no reason, he added nothing to the discussion but made sure to say he was “between poker hands” at some casino like he’s some big gambler. No more casino trips since Ant is broke!
 

DickShawNitrate

Fuck..Can you say Fuck
I was listening to an old Ron & Fez recently and brother Joe called in for no reason, he added nothing to the discussion but made sure to say he was “between poker hands” at some casino like he’s some big gambler. No more casino trips since Ant is broke!
Remember, he was counting cards by looking at the dealers eyes. Always in tune with his surroundings.
 
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