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I just solved my fly problem

Brooke Shields

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Guys, I'm a friggin genius.

So there's some times when I come home and what do you know, there's like 20 flies just congregating on my kitchen window, IT HAPPENS.
I don't know where they come from, but at this point there's no use in speculating, I just wanna get them out.

My window is like this with a screen that can cover a half:
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The window is open, the screen is where the flies are.
The problem is every time I try to open the screen they just stay attached to it and now are trapped BETWEEN my screen and the top window pane.
I have to do some fucking dance every time I gotta get rid of these guys.

Low and behold I finally get the idea to try something new. I pop out the bottom one and the top one and pop out the screen like so:
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BOOM flies are gone! And I'm good for another few days until they somehow find their way back in again. I have no idea what kind of flies these are but they live a hell of a lot longer than 24hrs, and they're crafty too.

Live and ya learn.
 
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Pest control life-hacks are the best...when I found out antifreeze kills Pigeons but they looooove it, guess what I put in the saucerpan and left outside on the balcony? No more pigeon poop. They told me to make a 'scarecrow' or buy a fake owl and perch it on m balcony pane, but that would make the balcony appear gaudy af.
 
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