I just saw Patrick on tv.

Riccardo Bosi

welcomes our new overlords
One of those Unsolved Mysteries rip off shows called Strange Evidence or something. He was giving his fat take on an alleged alien sighting that was most likely a strung out naked Indian woman.
"I saw this humanoid that looked like it was from another planet... dark skin, big nostrils... hair like Brillo... so I killed him and turned him into deli meat. We rolling?"
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
"I saw this humanoid that looked like it was from another planet... dark skin, big nostrils... hair like Brillo... so I killed him and turned him into deli meat. We rolling?"
"...and as you know, they have a lot of quick-twitch muscle; but you didn't know is that's literally called "dark meat". Hilarious, right? So you get the flavour of not just eating a different animal, but a dif.... Oh, are we rolling?"
 
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