I just got dumped by my main "chick", and my close friend of 13 years killed himself, all within the same couple of hours.

[guest]

"Chick", why put that in quotes? Was it your main tranny hooker?

Sincerely sorry to hear about your friend. Thoughts and prayers...Thoughts and prayers.

 

[DMAN]

My "CHICK?"

 

[Capn Dicktickler]

I’ve lost friends before too. A very close friend of mine died of a possible suicide years back .. he had told me he was thinking about killing himself and I didn’t take him seriously. His mom called me in a frenzy the next morning after we hung out.. maybe he had said something to her too or she just knew something was wrong. She told me to go check on him but by the time I showed up the police were already there, he was dead on his couch of a xanax overdose. Felt a lot of guilt for a long time over that like I could have done something and maybe it was partly my fault. To this day I don’t know if it actually was a suicide or not because he didn’t leave a note or anything, but I was definitely the last person to see him alive and the first person to find him after the cops showed up. Fucked me up hard for awhile but it was over a decade ago now so I’ve mostly moved on..

Nice dead friend, stupid

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

So it's all about you?

 

[Stent]

maybe it was partly my fault

 

[aRTie02150]

That sucks man.

I spilled a whole gallon of lemonade earlier and thought I had it bad.

 

[TheYepster]

Had/have a friend that vegetabled himself with a firearm.

In hindsight it was no surprise, at the time was surprising.

Be strong brothaman, find yourself some rebound pussy and avoid the faggot pox.

The hard part of eating vegetable is the wheel chair

 

[Stent]

That sucks man.

I spilled a whole gallon of lemonade earlier and thought I had it bad.

Sorry for your loss, Artie.

 

[Harry Powell]

Can we see some pics of the chick

 

[guest]

Can we see some pics of the chick

Me and her in happier times

 

[guest]

Me and her in happier times

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Ewwww...You dated a jew?

 

[SensibleKeks]

So how did he kill himself? Asking for a friend.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

So how did he kill himself? Asking for a friend.

Hopefully horrifically.

 

[Jizz]

rest in power to your friend, hopefully he finds peace in heaven!

 

[The Real Dan Mullen]

Me and her in happier times

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Maybe next time you’ll hold your tongue before you criticize my girl and my podcast, eh pussy?

@RobertMewler hey Mewler you see what I just told him? I did that for us. Fyi she means nothing to me.

 

[guest]

So how did he kill himself? Asking for a friend.

Not sure who to ask and how about that. When I find out I'll report back. I can rule out guns and pills, just because I knew him too well. Maybe hanging, what else is there?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Not sure who to ask and how about that. When I find out I'll report back. I can rule out guns and pills, just because I knew him too well. Maybe hanging, what else is there?

Wrists and Razors.

 

[guest]

I'm sorry nigga

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

This has been a sort of fucked up day for me.

Peckas.

Sorry bud. You always make me loff.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Not sure who to ask and how about that. When I find out I'll report back. I can rule out guns and pills, just because I knew him too well. Maybe hanging, what else is there?

I was just being facetious. But if you are interested in finding out how through the parents, might I suggest taking pointers from a Mr. James Norton?