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I just got dumped by my main "chick", and my close friend of 13 years killed himself, all within the same couple of hours.

NortheastPhilly

Shock Jock
These things tend to happen in threes. Complete the trifecta with the business end of a shotgun babyboyyyyy

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LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket

A circle of N-words
It's so weird he killed himself, because he regularly talked about his depression and suicidal thoughts, and I thought people who did that would never do it, like they just wanted attention.

Holy fuck, maybe we have some hope with Paul Weimer after all.
Its a really dark and lonely place to be. Sorry bout your mate. Was there any indication before it happened. Was he apathetic and brooding.
 

'THE NIGGER MAN'

Shane Noakes' rabbi raped his 9 year old dick off.
It's so weird he killed himself, because he regularly talked about his depression and suicidal thoughts, and I thought people who did that would never do it, like they just wanted attention.

Holy fuck, maybe we have some hope with Paul Weimer after all.
Had/have a friend that vegetabled himself with a firearm.

In hindsight it was no surprise, at the time was surprising.

Be strong brothaman, find yourself some rebound pussy and avoid the faggot pox.
 
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Its a really dark and lonely place to be. Sorry bout your mate. Was there any indication before it happened. Was he apathetic and brooding.
When I first met him he was positive and funny and a caring person. Over the course of the years he became more apathetic, and a bit angrier.

I really liked him when I first met him. I'd never met anyone so positive and kind without being phony or a faggot. It sucked to see him change.
 
Had/have a friend that vegetabled himself with a firearm.

In hindsight it was no surprise, at the time was surprising.

Be strong brothaman, find yourself some rebound pussy and avoid the faggot pox.
Very sad about your vegetable friend, we can definitely empathize. Sometimes we wish our retarded son was dead. Seems easier.

@captain_kamala we either need the $100 back or those butthole pictures. You ever heard a 40 year old man have a meltdown? It’s uncomfortable and people record it and post it to the internet. Can you imagine such performative cruelty?
 
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