I just dreamt Niki sucked my cock

[NortheastPhilly]

It was in a public bathroom and she put a plastic ziploc bag on my dick and started sucking it like a retard. I was like what the fuck who does that? It was hilarious.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I've never had a Rick / Nikki dream. I have had O&A in my dreams (not sucking cock btw), but that might've been when I slept alone with O&A streaming in the background, still weirded me out.

Did you wake-up with a boner? Did you coom?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I've never had a Rick / Nikki dream. I have had O&A in my dreams (not sucking cock btw), but that might've been when I slept alone with O&A streaming in the background, still weirded me out.

Did you wake-up with a boner? Did you coom?

Did not coom despite later cooming in the dream. I wake up with a boner every single day

 

[Udders]

You've spent too much time around other men the past few years.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Sounds more like a nightmare

 

[Harry Powell]

. I wake up with a boner every single day

Fawkin’ enjoy it while you can, brother

 

[UnPRePared]

So... Do you think she ziploc'd it to protect herself, or you?

I'll take my answer off the air.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had a dream that I randomly passed Pat on the sidewalk and then had to follow him to see what he was up to and he went into a pawn shop and complained to the owner that someone made fun of him and the owner was like "What the fuck do you want me to do about it?" Then Pat left all dejected and some other fat guy came in and told the owner that the other fat guy who was just in here was a dangerous pedophile. Then he looked right at me and said "brotherman" and I woke up.

That's my only Pat dream.

 

[Dog Eater]

So... Do you think she ziploc'd it to protect herself, or you?

I'll take my answer off the air.

To store the cum in for a snack later. Hi Patrick.

 

[UnPRePared]

I had a dream that I randomly passed Pat on the sidewalk and then had to follow him to see what he was up to and he went into a pawn shop and complained to the owner that someone made fun of him and the owner was like "What the fuck do you want me to do about it?" Then Pat left all dejected and some other fat guy came in and told the owner that the other fat guy who was just in here was a dangerous pedophile. Then he looked right at me and said "brotherman" and I woke up.

That's my only Pat dream.

Somehow I feel something like your dream has happened in real life.

Patrick meets someone with authority or alpha energy, and he casually brings up that he's cyberstalked. Now, I happen to think that the initial introduction to the concept does illicit genuine empathy from people - something he lacks, but that's another conversation - so they'll listen.

And since he's a pathological liar, and he wouldn't come across as much of a victim as he'd like to be if he told the full truth, he exaggerates and leaves points out in his story. That may fool a rube, but a decent human being will have questions, and when those start to get asked, you know Fat goes on the defensive, biting his lip to avoid throwing out his "Baby childs".

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've never had a Rick / Nikki dream. I have had O&A in my dreams (not sucking cock btw), but that might've been when I slept alone with O&A streaming in the background, still weirded me out.

Did you wake-up with a boner? Did you coom?

I've never had an O&A dream, but one time I fell asleep watching Joe Rogan Questions Everything and I dreamt that I was hanging out with Joe Rogan and a bunch of his non famous friends at his house and we were all gonna ride ATVs. I was all excited and I was waiting in his garage by myself looking at stuff and I somehow broke a rocking chair.

When they all came out to the garage I told him about the chair and everyone started looking at eachother and shaking their heads. Rogan wasn't a dick about it but you could tell he was mad and disappointed. I offered to fix it and he was like "I think you better just take off before my wife finds out. She loves this chair." I felt so bummed out. I got kicked out of Joe Rogan's and didn't get to go four wheeling with his faggot friends.

 

[Milk74]

Eww

 

[PorqueDealer]

How did it feel?
Unless you've had that happen before, your brain has to make up what it thinks it would feel like.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I've never had an O&A dream, but one time I fell asleep watching Joe Rogan Questions Everything and I dreamt that I was hanging out with Joe Rogan and a bunch of his non famous friends at his house and we were all gonna ride ATVs. I was all excited and I was waiting in his garage by myself looking at stuff and I somehow broke a rocking chair.

When they all came out to the garage I told him about the chair and everyone started looking at eachother and shaking their heads. Rogan wasn't a dick about it but you could tell he was mad and disappointed. I offered to fix it and he was like "I think you better just take off before my wife finds out. She loves this chair." I felt so bummed out. I got kicked out of Joe Rogan's and didn't get to go four wheeling with his faggot friends.

Lose some weight Abe, that's all the dream meant

 

[Cuphead]

This is a rape threat, atalker. Enjoy prison

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lose some weight Abe, that's all the dream meant

I didn't sit in the chair, I like bumped into it and it just disassembled because it was a fucking piece of shit because Rogan's stupid cunt wife doesn't know shit about quality woodwork.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

How did it feel?
Unless you've had that happen before, your brain has to make up what it thinks it would feel like.

It felt incredibly realistic, but I have fucked ziploc bags before in my youth

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I hope you washed your dick when you woke up, just in case.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I have fucked ziploc bags before in my youth

wtf?

I suppose it ain't that bad - even dolphins make fleshlights (fishlight?)

https://twitter.com/animalsmack/status/1683253203591221248

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Felony dreaming, stlaker. Enjoy astral prison