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I hope Jake Paul accidentally kills Mike Tyson tonight

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Put an end to all this fake boxing malarky
I've never understood the appeal of watching roided out closet homosexuals fight.

It's 2024, you can watch FPV shootage of a Russian soldier storming a trench and bayoneting Ukrainians before a swarm of suicide drones rain down on him and the footage cuts out. But somehow people would rather watch a 70 year old black man and twerp slap each other.
 
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I've never understood the appeal of watching roided out closet homosexuals fight.

It's 2024, you can watch FPV shootage of a Russian soldier storming a trench and bayoneting Ukrainians before a swarm of suicide drones rain down on him and the footage cuts out. But somehow people would rather watch a 70 year old black man and twerp slap each other.
We can watch ukrainians play hop scotch over minefields. You cant beat that.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Vince would put on a way better show than this boring shit! I heard the actual fight doesn't even start until 11 pm ET, anyone know if that's true?
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Tyson is going to dominate the majority of the fight then throw it at the end. Put all 100 of your dollars on it
Not even close. You ever spar in any kind of martial art with an old dude? No matter what training they have that gas tank is there for like 3 minutes tops.

Mike probably has a viable 90 seconds to knock him out and then it’s a slow decline to his inevitable loss.

The only hope here is that he’s on an insane amount of PEDs, including EPO.
 

Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
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Not even close. You ever spar in any kind of martial art with an old dude? No matter what training they have that gas tank is there for like 3 minutes tops.

Mike probably has a viable 90 seconds to knock him out and then it’s a slow decline to his inevitable loss.

The only hope here is that he’s on an insane amount of PEDs, including EPO.
oh literal harry
 
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