I havnt played with my penis in 66 days.

[Nigger John]

I know some people were wondering bout that. I had sex last Saturday with an ugly middle aged Azn… oh well. My t levels are out of fucking control.

 

[Front 242]

I'm glad you're back man

 

[Turk February]

I had sex last Saturday with an ugly middle aged Azn… oh well.

Was he at least good in bed?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

What about other guy's penises?

 

[Nigger John]

Was he at least good in bed?

lol not really. When I nutted she got amazed and said that was the most cum she ever seen in her life.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Roughly how many apple trees did you plant in the Warshington wilderness?

 

[Nigger John]

Roughly how many apple trees did you plant in the Warshington wilderness?

I need to video the plum trees out here. They look so pretty

 

[BUBBLER]

How small is your dick that you refer to it as a "Penis"?


Missed ya big guy!

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Welcome back my beautiful boy

 

[Nigger John]

Also, just let me add, I havnt looked at porn of any kind in almost a year. Once I found out that its ran by over 90% of a certain group… lol well, had to stop that!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jim, did the raccoons respond? Vocally? Telepathically? What did they say?

 

[Kinderman]

Roughly how many apple trees did you plant in the Warshington wilderness?

Whenever I’m driving through Washington, I always stop at this place and get a bunch of shit.

It’s out in the middle of nowhere. Best fawkin apples (and fruit in general) that I’ve ever had in my life. From now on, I’m going to imagine Jim planted them.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Whenever I’m driving through Washington, I always stop at this place and get a bunch of shit.

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It’s out in the middle of nowhere. Best fawkin apples (and fruit in general) that I’ve ever had in my life. From now on, I’m going to imagine Jim planted them.

Jim planted nearly all the apple trees in the whole USA and parts of Canada.

Oh, the Lord is good to Jim
And so Jim thanks the Lord
For giving Jim the things he needs
The sun and the rain and the apple seed
Oh, the Lord is good to Jim

 

[Kinderman]

Jim planted nearly all the apple trees in the whole USA and parts of Canada.

Oh, the Lord is good to Jim
And so Jim thanks the Lord
For giving Jim the things he needs
The sun and the rain and the apple seed
Oh, the Lord is good to Jim

I like to imagine him checking on them periodically and screaming “GROW, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS! FUCK!”

 

[johnnynoname]

ECW!!!
ECW!!!
ECW!!!
ECW!!!

 

[Meownaw]

Roughly how many apple trees did you plant in the Warshington wilderness?

Nigger Jim is a real person not like Johnny Appleseed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nigger Jim is a real person not like Johnny Appleseed.

HIS NAME WAS JOHN CHAPMAN AND HE IS AN AMERICAN FOLK HERO AND POSSIBLE PEDOPHILE

 

[alkiefuck2]

lol not really. When I nutted she got amazed and said that was the most cum she ever seen in her life.

Is this an American thing or what? I couldn't imagine pulling out and finishing on a retard
cum inside the dumb cunt

 

[guest]

Is this an American thing or what? I couldn't imagine pulling out and finishing on a retard
cum inside the dumb cunt

It's too much porn. Americans think they're in some kind of movie at all times.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Jim never had grasped the use of the quote functionality for people he was replying to. Something stinks