I haven't used shampoo since December 31st 2023

[Professor Rape]

I just clean my scalp with one of those spikey round brushes and cold water every couple of days.

My hair has never been this soft and thick. It's even better than @captain_kamala 's.

Shampoo is a Jewish scam. Anything that woman buy in excess is useless.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

you're telling me you buy shampoo to take the oils out of your hair? and then you buy conditioner to put the oils back into your hair!? Come on man

 

[Professor Rape]

you're telling me you buy shampoo to take the oils out of your hair? and then you buy conditioner to put the oils back into your hair!? Come on man

Lol exactly, women so dumb

They be shoppin

 

[Hoolies]

Bud, out here on these god darn forrems, folk work fer a livin'. You ain't brushing out I-beam dust and forty yards of miner piss, better take yer work shy, toe-painting fag talk back up to the office now.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

vinegar

 

[Imager]

I tried this once when I was in california. The water was so hard that it did make my hair worse.

I need to try it again here in Wisconsin.

Pro tip: use baking soda instead of underarm deordarant. Just wet your fingertips, put in baking soda and rub your pits. Baking soda can irritate skin so make sure you have some pit hair.

$7 of baking soda has literally lasted me nearly a decade.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

deordarant

No one should be using deodorant you can buy at a store

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

vinegar

Apple cider vinegar used every few days when needed is a good way to avoid the cosmetics jew

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I store and ferment my piss. Not for cleaning purposes, because it's funny.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

The Mr. Show shampoo sketch is not on Jewtewb.