I have a confession to make.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have an extra set of nipples lol. I'm a fucking freak. I'm not kidding. They don't really look like nipples at all though. Nobody's ever noticed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Abe Vigoda, beloved pop culture icon, legend of the stage and screen, deformed freak.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Maybe men are meant to have four useless nipples and you're the deformed freaks!

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Do you wanna suck em?

 

[Rick Roblinson]

You ever been with a girl that has that thing where it makes it look she has two buttholes?

 

[Mustard]

Better than being born with two vaginas like @Turry Fawks

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Chad Abe can nurse four babies at once.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You ever been with a girl that has that thing where it makes it look she has two buttholes?

I haven't, I know what you mean though.

 

[BoringFaggot]

I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbequed iguana

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

 

[BUBBLER]

IM NO FOOL

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I have a cumflation to make.

 

[BUBBLER]

I got another retention to make

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Let me know when you tell a good joke. That would be the day.

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

Nobody's ever noticed.

Oh they absolutely have noticed.

Every girl you've slept with has noticed. But she's too polite to bring it up in conversation.

Regardless, you need to kill yourself.

 

[Stent]

I have a cumflation to make.

Nice piece.

 

[Turk February]

I think less off you for knowing this

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think less off you for knowing this

More nipples is more better.

 

[Turk February]

More nipples is more better.

I dont know, I think like 3 is enough

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Are you part dog?