I hate winter 🥶 time

[Nigger John]

Why does it have to be so cold and niggerish

 

[Professor Rape]

I wouldn't use that word to describe the cold. They hate the cold. That's why when you see them at the ski slopes you're like aw come on, man!

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

We basically live in the same place and this is the driest, warmest winter I think I've ever seen in Canada. What the fuck is your problem, dude?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Better than summer.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We basically live in the same place and this is the driest, warmest winter I think I've ever seen in Canada. What the fuck is your problem, dude?

Yes, Turry. You're basically an American.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We basically live in the same place and this is the driest, warmest winter I think I've ever seen in Canada. What the fuck is your problem, dude?

Also, the thing that bothers me about the winter more than the cold or the snow is the shortage of sunshine.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I want winter to fucknoff at this point because my leg's still fucked and my friends won't stop fucking asking me to go ice fishing and I'm gonna lose my shit. I can barely walk and I'd kind of like to let this heal before I go slip on the ice and do it all over again. "I'll pull you out in the sled." Fuck you, nigger. I feel like enough of an invalid.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

It's fucking endless.

 

[Turk February]

Mr Sun isn't out as often and goes to Australia for vacation. It sucks dick. I miss him.

 

[Leeeavings]

The gray

The colorless endless gray

 

[iBangedQuasi]

We basically live in the same place and this is the driest, warmest winter I think I've ever seen in Canada. What the fuck is your problem, dude?

Nigger it's 7* Fahrenheit (real temperature, fuck your stupid Centigrade) this shit sucks ass and I'm not even Canadian I live near Dan Mullen's Kingston home

 

[johnnynoname]

Nigger it's 7* Fahrenheit (real temperature, fuck your stupid Centigrade) this shit sucks ass and I'm not even Canadian

sorry, bro

I think you got this website confused with "ImAHomo.com"

 

[Turk February]

Nigger it's 7* Fahrenheit (real temperature, fuck your stupid Centigrade) this shit sucks ass and I'm not even Canadian I live near Dan Mullen's Kingston home

Kingston is in Ontario.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Kingston is in Ontario.

No, child. It isn't. It's next to Plymouth, where the Pilgrims landed.

 

[Turk February]

No, child. It isn't. It's next to Plymouth, where the Pilgrims landed.

You don't even have a king. This is plagiarism.

 

[johnnynoname]

Y'ALL MAKE ME SICK

YOU THINK THAT NIGGA KENT HRBEK BE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE COLD?!

 

[iBangedQuasi]

You don't even have a king. This is plagiarism.

And you don't have two functional hands. Shut up pal

 

[johnnynoname]

And you don't have two functional hands. Shut up pal

pw3nmnt

 

[Turk February]

And you don't have two functional hands. Shut up pal

My hand sort of functions. It's my kidneys that are failing now. So you're wrong.

 

[Ashamed]

Why does it have to be so cold and niggerish

For real doe


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