I had a Grinder date call my parents, now they think i'm a faggot.. WTF

[Carl Winslow]

I have been having this dude from ginder blow me, or some times I would fuck this twink. Just for fun, nothing gay. Well, this faggot thought I was "ghosting" him, a term I had to look up. So he thought it would be a good idea to phone my parents, and he made this dumb assumption that we were dating. Jesus, I hate faggots.

So my parents questioned me about it, I told them fuck no. Then they said They knew so I flipped the fuck out and threaten to shot my self through the heart if they didn't quit being kike heads.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[JewishNigger]

When I was lad and we still had landlines I'd call my friends and when their parents answered, I'd put on a fag voice and ask if they're available because we got a date tonight. There was always this really genuine initial silence before the parent (usually the mother) would have to pause before saying anything at all. At the end of the day no one wants a faggot as a kid, and when you're 16, it's fucking hilarious to embed the idea in your friends parents head.

 

[Carl Winslow]

I just grinder to get my dick sucked

 

[johnnynoname]

When I was lad

...fag

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and hooks up with twinks on grinder, it's a faggot.

 

[Carl Winslow]

you wish

 

[Monk]

Lotta fawwkin' problems wit' this Thomas Meadow.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

you wish

Nobody has called my parents to tell them I'm being emotionally unavailable after downlow mouth/ass fucking trysts. I'm not calling you a faggot per se, plenty of other people will do that.

 

[fusciasomething]

This really is an odd place

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Nice gimmick attempt, stupid.

 

[Carl Winslow]

Nice gimmick attempt, stupid.

What gimmick? last week you thought I was a fed. I'm just trying to live a normal life\.

 

[Udders]

I'd almost prefer a Ricci Shitpost to this. Almost.

 

[guest]

I have been having this dude from ginder blow me, or some times I would fuck this twink. Just for fun, nothing gay. Well, this faggot thought I was "ghosting" him, a term I had to look up. So he thought it would be a good idea to phone my parents, and he made this dumb assumption that we were dating. Jesus, I hate faggots.

So my parents questioned me about it, I told them fuck no. Then they said They knew so I flipped the fuck out and threaten to shot my self through the heart if they didn't quit being kike heads.

I’m in with this bit.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I’m in with this bit.

Is this WK? Where the fuck is my WK?

 

[The Arm]

If ya seen one faggot, ya seen 'em all.

 

[Will Tate]

I'm just trying to live a normal life\.

Not finding other dudes to blow you on Grindr might be a good place to start.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

If he thinks you're dating that probably means he's gay.

Stick to getting straight men to suck your dick in the future.