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So he made a list of alleged crimes and left off the one the FBI does investigate and prosecute on, oopsies.
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You just gave him a hardon.booties
The vandalism on his moto…..wait nevermind. He did that.When I was making my dramatic Jerry Jen script this evening, I thought for a good hard 2 minutes and couldn't think up an actual crime anyone's done. Pepperoni sidewalk was the worst I could think of.
Seriously, try it yourself. Try to think of an actual crime.
I sort of think the annoyance level I give him is mischief if seen in a certain context. So a petty disorderly persons offense on par with pepperoni dropping, but I honestly believe his twitter allows me to protest him as fair comment even to his number. His responses prove we engage in conversation, so nobody is going to even try for that 200 dollar fine conviction. If he didn't reply every time, I may have to pay a fine and promise no contact, but not under these circumstances.When I was making my dramatic Jerry Jen script this evening, I thought for a good hard 2 minutes and couldn't think up an actual crime anyone's done. Pepperoni sidewalk was the worst I could think of.
Seriously, try it yourself. Try to think of an actual crime.
Trevor- you have no friends. And if you do, they're no doubt low-T faggots. Why do these retards think all Patposters are pussies or betas? Pat likes to brag about his size, I was his size in 9th grade (about 25 lbs or so lighter). I just don't get it.So he made a list of alleged crimes and left off the one the FBI does investigate and prosecute on, oopsies.
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25 lbs lighter than his fake weight or his actual 280?Trevor- you have no friends. And if you do, they're no doubt low-T faggots. Why do these retards think all Patposters are pussies or betas? Pat likes to brag about his size, I was his size in 9th grade (about 25 lbs or so lighter). I just don't get it.
Than 225- I eventually went to a Marine Military school-- we ate morons like Patrick alive.25 lbs lighter than his fake weight or his actual 280?
Trevor- you have no friends. And if you do, they're no doubt low-T faggots. Why do these retards think all Patposters are pussies or betas?
No offense, AIDS patients.As soon as I stop, the weight comes off like magic.
Than 225- I eventually went to a Marine Military school-- we ate morons like Patrick alive.
No. I haven't really gotten in a fight in 15 years or so. Left that shit behind. I'm not sure why these assholes seem to relish online confrontations and threaten perfect strangers. If you're getting in physical fights in your 30's, you're pretty much a loser.Have you ever felt intimidated by a person named Trevor? Or Travis, for that matter
When I was under 35 the more I drank the less I weighed, I think because I ate and pissed more. Weird how that bio-individuality works. Also I'm pretty big and agree with the fight stuff, I went from 27-37 with none, got into one when I first moved to Canada because I was American, I'm pretty sure that was the guy's reason for starting with me, my accent. Then a few years latter at my job with some retard who was a biker and boasted he could have me killed, because bikers murder outsiders on the say so of a guy loosely affiliated with them. Both times I felt retarded, both times the Canadian cops were very supportive of me though I was arrested the first time. I felt retarded.Than 225- I eventually went to a Marine Military school-- we ate morons like Patrick alive.
Currently 6'4 and weight goes from 250ish to 230 or so depending if I'm drinking-- been drinking this past week or so, so probably 250. Not sure why, but alcohol really packs on the weight for me. As soon as I stop, the weight comes off like magic.
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