I found Ricks long lost dwarf/midget brother and/or abandoned child.

[Martin]

While this isnt quite as good as the other things I've brought you, I offer you this find:

My co worker was laughing today because a midget tried to match with her on a dating app. Once she showed me the picture I had her send me the screen shots of the photos and bio.

Enjoy.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

While this isnt quite as good as the other things I've brought you, I offer you this find:

My co worker was laughing today because a midget tried to match with her on a dating app. Once she showed me the picture I had her send me the screen shots of the photos and bio.

Enjoy.

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Based on this guy’s bio I think he’s on point to get the monkey pox.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Sup Martin did you hear the Patrick police freakout?

That baby hand holding the phone lol. Could be boomias son with those hands.

 

[Martin]

Sup Martin did you hear the Patrick police freakout?

That baby hand holding the phone lol. Could be boomias son with those hands.

I listened to some of the Audio. Can someone give me some context as to what it was all about?

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I listened to some of the Audio. Can someone give me some context as to what it was all about?

Nobody knows why the police showed up but of course Patrick labeled it a swatting. He was cuffed in his bathrobe and his baby penis popped out. Some autistic guy noticed a police call to pats house on the mpd tracker and another autistic guy scoured through community Facebook pages to see if anyone said anything. Turns out a neighbor recorded the meltdown at 1:30 in the morning and we were able to get a copy.

 

[guest]

I listened to some of the Audio. Can someone give me some context as to what it was all about?

Details still foggy, but basically someone noticed that the police visited his house for a shooting. At first people thought it was a shotspotter or a local porch monkey popping off a few caps (and there's still a small chance that's the case). A day later someone was lurking a local Milwaukee facebook group and found a post about someone complaining about a fat person screaming at 1am. One of the replies was one of Pat's neighbors saying that she recorded the tail end of it. She graciously provided the audio to one of the brothermen, so that's how we have it. Almost immediately dozens of people FOIA'd the MPD to get the 911 call (if there was one) and the bodycam, and those requests were rejected a few days later pending an open investigation. So right now we are waiting for the investigation to conclude. If it was a real SWATting, hopefully they catch the fucker and the bodycam becomes public through discovery. Otherwise we hope the investigation doesn't just stay open indefinitely, so we can request the bodycam at its conclusion.

Btw why would you EVER use a dating app if you're a literal midget? Lol

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

While this isnt quite as good as the other things I've brought you, I offer you this find:

My co worker was laughing today because a midget tried to match with her on a dating app. Once she showed me the picture I had her send me the screen shots of the photos and bio.

Enjoy.

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Cherubic little bastard. Id stick an apple in his mouth and assfuck him.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I'm not the size of a child, child. That is just another one of your many delusions.

 

[Stent]

230lbs. He was a fucking bowling ball.

Solid return from obscurity, Martin. Thank you.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I represent the Hooligans Guild, the Hooligans Guild, the Hooligans Guild

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

No kidding.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Would.

 

[TheYepster]

Details still foggy, but basically someone noticed that the police visited his house for a shooting. At first people thought it was a shotspotter or a local porch monkey popping off a few caps (and there's still a small chance that's the case). A day later someone was lurking a local Milwaukee facebook group and found a post about someone complaining about a fat person screaming at 1am. One of the replies was one of Pat's neighbors saying that she recorded the tail end of it. She graciously provided the audio to one of the brothermen, so that's how we have it. Almost immediately dozens of people FOIA'd the MPD to get the 911 call (if there was one) and the bodycam, and those requests were rejected a few days later pending an open investigation. So right now we are waiting for the investigation to conclude. If it was a real SWATting, hopefully they catch the fucker and the bodycam becomes public through discovery. Otherwise we hope the investigation doesn't just stay open indefinitely, so we can request the bodycam at its conclusion.

Btw why would you EVER use a dating app if you're a literal midget? Lol

Your phone crapped oot dude

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Details still foggy, but basically someone noticed that the police visited his house for a shooting. At first people thought it was a shotspotter or a local porch monkey popping off a few caps (and there's still a small chance that's the case). A day later someone was lurking a local Milwaukee facebook group and found a post about someone complaining about a fat person screaming at 1am. One of the replies was one of Pat's neighbors saying that she recorded the tail end of it. She graciously provided the audio to one of the brothermen, so that's how we have it. Almost immediately dozens of people FOIA'd the MPD to get the 911 call (if there was one) and the bodycam, and those requests were rejected a few days later pending an open investigation. So right now we are waiting for the investigation to conclude. If it was a real SWATting, hopefully they catch the fucker and the bodycam becomes public through discovery. Otherwise we hope the investigation doesn't just stay open indefinitely, so we can request the bodycam at its conclusion.

Btw why would you EVER use a dating app if you're a literal midget? Lol

I'm a big fan of you too, I like a harem full of young guys that waste their best years on downvoting dozens of posts and reigniting the "about Boomia" even in new pat posts. Thanks man.

As the retard I addressed keeps responding. Of course I could ignore it as I do some of it, but he dragged it here so I replied. Now for you, I get it you're actually a cool guy whose young and just shitposts here, between the 10's you're banging and you also have a PhD in psychology because despite my family and I even being heard on here and being happy you were able to ferret out the truth that I'm really oaf that makes endless mistakes and defends them for no reason and is tuned out by everybody. That's an impressive resume you're displaying and yes it does make my first 35 years, but most importantly my peak 14-18 year old period, pale in comparison.

I bet I'm probably really 600 lbs, we live in the Canadian Rural Projects and I get Canadian disability however that works. I also so wholeheartedly want to be king of this nerdfest and even posted Pat content in the hopes we could return to it being about me. Maybe my fictional "mob father" and "fat" kids aren't real. Yea and the boasts of "being arrested or questioned by cops" like it was a badge are accurate, I didn't say that in reply to my potential liability if the FBI ever showed up at my foreign door. I'm thankful a brotherman like you keeps me grounded and I'm going to go make a healthy choclate ice cream smoothie now and switch my oxygen tank and take my insulin before I fantasize that I'm going away for the week with my sons, to a place we really don't own in a place I don't actually ever go. All the while using demo copies of software because I'm not internet cool enough to use pirated copies from a torrent site. I also don't know anything about VPNs and stuff like that because I prefer Canadian streaming services and their lesser content, but you'd be wrong, I have cable bitch and the fastest dial up one can have.

Thanks man and I'll try not to post anymore posts about Pat and then make them about me again and I'll be sure to use gooder grammar and writing skills like the Bakersfield Chimp's very proper "if he has any, have nicknames" and the like. I would never make fun of typos because the cool nerds here don't ever obsess on that or anything else. I also know that unlike my tired, fat, stupid, old self you will not blink your eyes from 35 to 51, it doesn't happen that way for manly studs that have real important things going on. Thanks for the kind advice, brotherman.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Shut the fuck up, Martin.

 

[Bigsmooth]

No way in hell that guy is 5 feet

 

[BudDickman]

Why is he shirtless in those pictures? If he would just put a shirt on, I could see some chicks giving him a shot just to not feel like a bitch.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He’s shorter in the legs than most.

 

[New Name]

Midgets are the worst I think. I'd rather listen to a woman or groid or almost anyone even a doordasher before I'd ever want to hear a midget talk. With a midget you have to pretend they aren't a midget while u are talking to them. I love when cartman fights the midget.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Damn Tyrion save some pussy for the rest of us bro