"I Forgot to Tell My Entire Family I Was Engaged" Jim Norton

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Way more fucked up than being married to a trans person is the fact that The Worm told all his comedian pals that he was engaged but his family had to find out at Christmas dinner when his sister noticed a ring on Nikki's finger. Naturally, Nikki was quite overcome with sadness and confusion that this invertebrate didn't tell his family about her.

Seriously, what is up with this mollusk and his family? How many times have we heard him saying he's gone to Bob Kelly's and other comedians' homes for Thanksgiving and Christmas? It doesn't sound like his parents were/are bad people but I'm getting a sense that they ignored this slithering fool while he was growing up. I mean how else do you explain him giving multiple fellow children blowjobs, letting one piss in his mouth, the hooker shit, etc...? And his drinking...It's like they just didn't take notice of anything this young boy did. Maybe they're just emotionless weirdos?

Thoughts?

 

[Columbo]

Because he knows that they are (rightfully) ashamed of him

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Because he knows that they are (rightfully) ashamed of him

He said his mom asked if he was gay and said if he was, that was OK. So, I don't think they're ashamed of him. Honestly, I just think they've put him on ignore since childhood. That's why he seeks attention in so many other deviant places.

 

[LingerLonger]

He said his mom asked if he was gay and said if he was, that was OK. So, I don't think they're ashamed of him. Honestly, I just think they've put him on ignore since childhood. That's why he seeks attention in so many other deviant places.

His parents basically stood by when his teachers repeatedly informed them "he is blowing the other kids" and "he held in his shit until he needed to see the school nurse" over and over. Or when he was calling the FBI when drunk like a retard. Or going into rehab as a teenager rather than simply going back to high school because he was such a loser. Or when he was banging shemale hookers in their home.

And then finally Norton gets his big breaks working with Dice and O&A. And he uses it to talk about his chest getting shit on by escorts. So they can't show their friends their famous son without extreme shame and humiliation. Though they deserve it as they never protected their son from a decade of molestation and rape as a child.

 

[Dennyislife]

His parents basically stood by when his teachers repeatedly informed them "he is blowing the other kids" and "he held in his shit until he needed to see the school nurse" over and over. Or when he was calling the FBI when drunk like a retard. Or going into rehab as a teenager rather than simply going back to high school because he was such a loser. Or when he was banging shemale hookers in their home.

And then finally Norton gets his big breaks working with Dice and O&A. And he uses it to talk about his chest getting shit on by escorts. So they can't show their friends their famous son without extreme shame and humiliation. Though they deserve it as they never protected their son from a decade of molestation and rape as a child.

His parents probably got him in rehab thinking he was just a drunk and that's why he did it. They didn't know any better.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

His parents probably got him in rehab thinking he was just a drunk and that's why he did it. They didn't know any better.

I'm thinking The Worm has pretty neglectful parents. Whatever they did wrong caused this idiot to seek out attention his entire life be it drinking, a deviant lifestyle, over eating, etc...