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I filled out a form yesterday where I was forced to identify as "cis male"

Professor Consent

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I read a post on leddit the other day where someone said "like all people, I've questioned my gender". What the FUCK is going on? All people have done that now, have they? I didn't get that memo. Fucking zoomer reddit faggot nigger faggot @Sue Lighting fuck you faggot, I'll jam rusty metal spikes under your finger and toenails in a self defense situation.
 

IanCurtis

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Yes. I am a white heterosexual male and for various employer surveys and/or job applications I have said that I identify as a disadvantaged minority, ethnicity or sexuality, primarily as a lark- no one's ever asked me about that status. I did see once (as one of twelve or so sexuality options) Cis, but I don't think I picked it. If its a loophole you have as much right to exploit it as anyone else, no one can tell you you aren't a black jewish lesbian from Cairo who supports mid-20th century fascism ideologies - you go girl!
 

Professor Consent

You're not stupid.
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Yes. I am a white heterosexual male and for various employer surveys and/or job applications I have said that I identify as a disadvantaged minority, ethnicity or sexuality, primarily as a lark- no one's ever asked me about that status. I did see once (as one of twelve or so sexuality options) Cis, but I don't think I picked it. If its a loophole you have as much right to exploit it as anyone else, no one can tell you you aren't a black jewish lesbian from Cairo who supports mid-20th century fascism ideologies - you go girl!
What the fuck is up with employers asking if you're gay? Why does that matter? Why do they need to know?
I know I know, "to fill a diversity quota" but what's their logical reason for wanting to know that you like to put men's penises in your asshole?
 

IanCurtis

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What the fuck is up with employers asking if you're gay? Why does that matter? Why do they need to know?
I know I know, "to fill a diversity quota" but what's their logical reason for wanting to know that you like to put men's penises in your asshole?

I often say I'm non-binary at that field which to me could literally mean anything...
 

Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was
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I had to go through some medical form shit recently for a family member and that pronoun shit is creeping in.

Within 30 years people will insist on putting their pronouns on their tombstones. There will be no escaping this in the west.
 

Chubby's Cheesesteaks

Goodbye staIker.
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I had to go through some medical form shit recently for a family member and that pronoun shit is creeping in.

Within 30 years people will insist on putting their pronouns on their tombstones. There will be no escaping this in the west.

It's beyond creeping in. It's fully here. Almost every form for anything now has "non binary" as one of the options and they always word it as "How do you identify?" rather just asking what gender you are.
 

Chapel

Dirty Bastard
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When there was mass unemployment in UK during the 70’s my dad applied for one of thecfew jobs going in Glasgow as the time, a job a toilet attendant. Basically keep them clean and keep the pedos and poofs out. Job application wanted to know whether you believed in feminism, my dad told them to poke the job up their arse
 
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