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"I earned that"

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Hanging around a bakery's dumpster isn't "earning" something, bum. The Opester should've done a Pat Bateman on Andrew after stomping "his" cake.

"Do you know what a fucking loser you are?"
 "What?..."
*starts frantically stabbing him in the chest*
 

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Is this going to turn into "How did your meal get ruined" thread?

I got into a car accident going down a large busy hill that leads to the highway cause the dollar cheeseburger from Wendys was put together too sloppily so i tried to fix it. There was a light at the bottom and it turned red.
Me and the mom pull over, she looks at the back and says "Oh it's nothing, I guess we're good. Thank goodness they're plastic now."
She had those reverse sensors that beep when youre near objects, my moms car fucked that up just by backing into a snow pileup, hers probably got all fucked up too.

Yeah the burger was all on the pedals
 
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