I dunno...

[HotDogJoe]

 

[Meownaw]

Nice painted on shirt, stupid.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Look at this fuck - completely unplugged from the world - headphones in, phone in his trotters, oblivious to everyone else; but fucking still insists at being sat at the bar, ruining the atmosphere for everyone else.

I fucking hate him.

 

[EraGodless]

Stealthygut

 

[HotDogJoe]

Stealthygut

Wrong as you always and only are. Haven't gained a single pound in the last decade, staIker.

I'm not insane.

 

[stealthygeek]

The physique of a man who's been going to the gym 3x a week for years. I wonder what his workout routine in metric is?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Looks like a Toad sitting at the bar

 

[Lard Glug]

The physique of a man who's been going to the gym 3x a week for years. I wonder what his workout routine in metric is?

Eating cake on the toilet.

 

[EraGodless]

The physique of a man who's been going to the gym 3x a week for years. I wonder what his workout routine in metric is?

In Patrick's all-time list of blatant lies- the going to the gym 3x a week has to be top 5. The fat denial combined with the aspect ratio excuse, is obviously #1 by a wide margin (no pun intended).

 

[HotAnus]

Pure cartoon

 

[Opesterino]

Fucker looks photoshopped.

 

[Meownaw]

 

[BoomerSperg]

Stealthygut

Not so.

 

[bombvest]

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

You know, for a fat guy, Patrick is not very jolly.

 

[FurBurger]

The physique of a man who's been going to the gym 3x a week for years. I wonder what his workout routine in metric is?

It's more of a poutine.

 

[kingship75]

Eating cake on the toilet.

The ol’ Leena Dunham.