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It was pfg
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I dreamed I made a chop CHEE
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I dreamed I was petting a dog and it bit my finger and wouldn't let go. Like, it wasn't trying to rip in off, it just bit down slowly and firmly until I couldn't pull my finger out of it's mouth. I woke up before Paul Weimer tried to rape me.
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Queens?
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Straight from BROOKlyn
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Even bettah
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waits for another 5 seconds before grabbing the sandwich
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I had a nightmare last night that you won an Oscar.
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I once had a nightmare that I sent you a genuine authenticated signed photo.
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I FUCKING KNEW IT!
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I'm incorporating Serch lingo into my day to day.
I was gonna go out with a girl Thursday, she asks if we can do it Friday instead I texted back "Even betta".
Guy I met tells me he's from NY, I said "straight from Queens?".....he was like "....no? West Chester."......"Even betta."
I'm such a fucking loser.
I was gonna go out with a girl Thursday, she asks if we can do it Friday instead I texted back "Even betta".
Guy I met tells me he's from NY, I said "straight from Queens?".....he was like "....no? West Chester."......"Even betta."
I'm such a fucking loser.
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If you take that girl out for coffee or something you should awkwardly put one of your legs up on the table the whole time and never address it.
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are you sure it wasn't a chipmunk, cuz something like that actually happened to you. I've got photographic proof.
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Until the chair breaks.
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Nah, she wants a Friday night sit down dinner. Obvious mating signal. My plan is to ask her if she's ever been to Tampa and if she says yes I'll ask if she's been to Munchieland, and telling her about the great chopped cheese sandwich.
I'm honestly more excited about this exchange than getting my dick wet.
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PUT YOUR FOOT ON THE FUCKING TABLE