I drank 1.89 litres of V8 today

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm gonna take a real red shit.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

No. You're lying.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No. You're lying.

I'b not loying

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Real men drink a full two liters of warm Clamato.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Real men drink a full two liters of warm Clamato.

I almost got a thing of "The Works" Clamato instead. I love that shit. The horseradish + the tomato makes it feel like it's eating through my stomach.

 

[J.B. Mauney]

Your VitC must be off the charts my dude! Have an updoot.

They make a sodium-free version, would recommend if you have the E-Rock/Tony Soprano palate and can't stomach green vegetables.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I almost got a thing of "The Works" Clamato instead. I love that shit. The horseradish + the tomato makes it feel like it's eating through my stomach.

Fawkin love the Clam, tbh.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Refuse to believe your shits are anything other than white.

 

[J.B. Mauney]

Wait are you mixing Bloody Marys while binging NipTuck?



Abe STOP! There are people who care about you!
DM me bro, don't listen to Boq.
It gets better!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Your VitC must be off the charts my dude! Have an updoot.

They make a sodium-free version, would recommend if you have the E-Rock/Tony Soprano palate and can't stomach green vegetables.

I got the Original this time, but I usually get the one with the blue label that actually has even more salt in it.

 

[Nigger Jim]

Gross

 

[UnPRePared]

My old pal Nir was partial to Bloody Mary's in the morning to avoid a hangover.

I would just keep drinking whiskey. Goes better with eggs and sausage.

 

[J.B. Mauney]

I got the Original this time, but I usually get the one with the blue label that actually has even more salt in it.

If you're not mixing it with liquor there's no reason to drink that shit. It's like drinking sugary juice but with sodium instead of glucose.

Just dunk broccoli in garlic butter or something if you need veg. This makes no sense.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wait are you mixing Bloody Marys while binging NipTuck?



Abe STOP! There are people who care about you!
DM me bro, don't listen to Boq.
It gets better!

I have been watching Nip/Tuck this evening. Shit's really going off the fucking rails in season 5 and I'm probably not making it out of this one alive. My goddamn 12 year old daughter was caught blowing a kid at school and my wife's a fucking DYKE.

But that's a no on the Bloody Mary's. I'm a Caesar man but I prefer them without alcohol because it fucks up the delicious taste. But this morning I just had a hankering for V8 so I drank a whole big thing of it. I feel like that's some Marky Mark, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson motivational shit. I wake up at 3am and get my pump on and if I want V8, I go GET V8. I drink a whole big thing of V8 and make V8 my bitch.

 

[J.B. Mauney]

I have been watching Nip/Tuck this evening. Shit's really going off the fucking rails in season 5 and I'm probably not making it out of this one alive. My goddamn 12 year old daughter was caught blowing a kid at school and my wife's a fucking DYKE.

But that's a no on the Bloody Mary's. I'm a Caesar man but I prefer them without alcohol because it fucks up the delicious taste. But this morning I just had a hankering for V8 so I drank a whole big thing of it. I feel like that's some Marky Mark, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson motivational shit. I wake up at 3am and get my pump on and if I want V8, I go GET V8. I drink a whole big thing of V8 and make V8 my bitch.

But those guys aren't drinking bottled veg juice you can buy at a gas station. They have live-in chefs juicing whole vegetables for them with wheat-grass shots.

Look man live your life and do what makes you feel good.
Just don't start drinking and NipTucking at the same time.
There lies the road to ruin.

 

[J.B. Mauney]

I have been watching Nip/Tuck this evening. Shit's really going off the fucking rails in season 5 and I'm probably not making it out of this one alive. My goddamn 12 year old daughter was caught blowing a kid at school and my wife's a fucking DYKE.

But that's a no on the Bloody Mary's. I'm a Caesar man but I prefer them without alcohol because it fucks up the delicious taste. But this morning I just had a hankering for V8 so I drank a whole big thing of it. I feel like that's some Marky Mark, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson motivational shit. I wake up at 3am and get my pump on and if I want V8, I go GET V8. I drink a whole big thing of V8 and make V8 my bitch.

Wait you're on S5 after... what... this past Monday.

Abe. We need to sit down and talk. This isn't sustainable.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you're not mixing it with liquor there's no reason to drink that shit. It's like drinking sugary juice but with sodium instead of glucose.

Just dunk broccoli in garlic butter or something if you need veg. This makes no sense.

I like the way the shit tastes. Am I  wrong for enjoying an excessive amount of vegetable cocktail BECAUSE I LIKE THE FUCKING TASTE OF THE FUCKING V8 VEGETABLE FUCKING COCKTAIL??

This thread's fucking over. Everybody get the FUCK OUT.

 

[J.B. Mauney]

I like the way the shit tastes. Am I  wrong for enjoying an excessive amount of vegetable cocktail BECAUSE I LIKE THE FUCKING TASTE OF THE FUCKING V8 VEGETABLE FUCKING COCKTAIL??

This thread's fucking over. Everybody get the FUCK OUT.

A succulent vegetable cocktail?
Get your hands off my tv clicker!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wait you're on S5 after... what... this past Monday.

Abe. We need to sit down and talk. This isn't sustainable.

I've been watching it for a couple weeks I think. But I started really watching the shit out of it this weekend. It really is killing me.

If I do make it through the whole series, once it's over I don't really see a point in living anymore.

 

[Stent]

You're sleeping on the couch.