I don’t mind rich people but I hate rich snobs.

[guest]

My alcoholic party-girl cousin brought her new boyfriend to thanksgiving. He’s rich and “proper” and couldn’t fit in at all. Between my cousin J rolling blunts and my Uncle Doug being 10 shots deep talking about his “old saggy balls” at the dinner table - I could tell this little fag didn’t know how to have fun and was judging the fuck out of us.

What made me really upset though was how different and snobby my cousin was acting. This is the same girl I’ve seen do cocaine off a toilet and drink until puking her brains out — but now she’s giving us all side-eyes and whispering into her fags ear about us.

Apparently before they stopped by our trashy shindig, she said his family was “sipping wine around a fireplace” as if to let us know they’re better than us lol.

 

[aRTie02150]

My alcoholic party-girl cousin brought her new boyfriend to thanksgiving. He’s rich and “proper” and couldn’t fit in at all. Between my cousin rolling blunts and my Uncle Doug being 10 shots deep talking about his “old saggy balls” at the dinner table - I could tell this little fag didn’t know how to have fun and was judging the fuck out of us.

What made me really upset though was how different and snobby my cousin was acting. This is the same girl I’ve seen do cocaine off a toilet and drink until puking her brains out — but now she’s giving us all side-eyes and whispering into her fags ear about us.

Apparently before they stopped by our trashy shindig, she said his family was “sipping wine around a fireplace” as if to let us know they’re better than us lol.

Fuck rich snobs.

I'd take a raspberry ginger ale and triscits over wine by a fireplace any day.

 

[guest]

I'd take a raspberry ginger ale and triscits over wine by a fireplace any day.

Sounds gay as shit right?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I could tell this little fag didn’t know how to have fun and was judging the fuck out of us.

I do that except I'm poor.

This is the same girl I’ve seen do cocaine off a toilet and drink until puking her brains out

Classic rich girl.

 

[Sue2]

I would stuff his face into the turkeys asshole. Rich snobs will see a drunk uncle talking about his saggy balls and go “Wow that guys fucked up” not even realizing THEYRE more fucked up due to the inability to talk about certain things that aren’t “proper”

 

[guest]

I would stuff his face into the turkeys asshole. Rich snobs will see a drunk uncle talking about his saggy balls and go “Wow that guys fucked up” not even realizing THEYRE more fucked up due to the inability to talk about certain things that aren’t “proper”

To be fair to him he didn’t really say anything. I could just see it in his face that he was uncomfortable and had never been around “regular” people on a holiday lol.

What really had me fuming is my cunt cousin. Fake bitch.

 

[Sue2]

What really had me fuming is my cunt cousin. Fake bitch.

I was gonna say your cousin is the real cunt here. Can’t blame the guy, he’s sheltered. But your cousin is fake. A trashy woman trying to elevate herself to the same status as proper faggot because he wouldn’t want her for who she really is.

 

[aRTie02150]

Sounds gay as shit right?

Very.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I'd like to sip wine by the fireplace AND talk about my sagging balls.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I'd like to sip wine by the fireplace AND talk about my sagging balls.

Would you swing your ballbag into the flames?

 

[Coonskin]

My family in the 1% is mostly rich snobs except for the son who works all the time. His siblings and kin have personal shoppers and illegal immigrants tending to their animal farm. One of them lives in a beach house making paintings and going surfing. It’s amazing how some people can live with infinite free time and the resources to get any thing/experience
they want. Makes me suicidal

 

[Turk February]

I don’t mind rich people but I hate rich vos*.​

 

[Bullhauler Bob]

My family in the 1% is mostly rich snobs except for the son who works all the time. His siblings and kin have personal shoppers and illegal immigrants tending to their animal farm. One of them lives in a beach house making paintings and going surfing. It’s amazing how some people can live with infinite free time and the resources to get any thing/experience
they want. Makes me suicidal

Tss, I bet they've got pigs named Old Major and Snowball or sumptin', tss

Fawkin' home run, Chippah!

 

[Coonskin]

Tss, I bet they've got pigs named Old Major and Snowball or sumptin', tss

Fawkin' home run, Chippah!

We don’t do baby noises here

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

My family in the 1% is mostly rich snobs except for the son who works all the time. His siblings and kin have personal shoppers and illegal immigrants tending to their animal farm. One of them lives in a beach house making paintings and going surfing. It’s amazing how some people can live with infinite free time and the resources to get any thing/experience
they want. Makes me suicidal

They got lost, man

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I was gonna say your cousin is the real cunt here. Can’t blame the guy, he’s sheltered. But your cousin is fake. A trashy woman trying to elevate herself to the same status as proper faggot because he wouldn’t want her for who she really is.

I have to give him credit for just leaving it alone and not acting like a dickhead. It’s tough to hide your feelings in your face though.

Edit: as fun as your party sounds let’s not pretend it’s not trashy as fuck. That being said, I’d absolutely have a great time there.