Hayseed goober.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I don’T know whaT the proPer ProToCol is…
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Why does Patso get a treat? 
I was told I'd be served a Ruben at this hearing, child.
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Man it sucks that the judge was so quick to shut him up and we never got to find out what dumb shit he was trying to say
The proper protocol unironically would've been to listen to what Owen A has been saying for years now... Just shut the fuck up, Pig.
It really does perfectly exemplify his entire "fat retard who thinks he's a smart boy" persona.
It really does perfectly exemplify his entire "fat retard who thinks he's a smart boy" persona.
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Has his T-s gone worse?
I really didn't want to bring up Reddit, child.
I don't know the proper protocol so I'm just going to interrupt the hearing, while my attorney is present, to babble. That can't be a bad idea, right, child?
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Look at him gag on that Mexican root. Less teeth though, you Fat inconsiderate cunt.
The heeb should’ve let the hick spew out some of his greatest hits from “Talkin Stalkin” then shut his fag ass up.
Still a great time was had by all.
Pat thought he could take over the case and convince the judge. I wont be surprised if he tries to sue is lawyers after he loses.
I don't think he'd have ever topped Joe's "I Am Not A Pedophile" poetry slam, but I would have happily welcomed him to try.
His sweating egg of a lawyer took care of that for him.
I bet piggy was shaking holding back tears when he stuck out his snout only to be told to shut up.
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Maybe not but it was in an actual court, which makes everything 10x funnier
Mayr: "I am a pedophile."
Joe: "I am not a pedophile."
Those two soundbites to be remixed into a club song like yesterday. Somebody besides me do that.
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When the clerk addressed me and said “William Tetley do you need to check in?”, I laughed for about 10 minutes straight, hard. It’s not like she said anything funny but the whole situation just hit me at once like this is an actual court case and the officers are addressing William H. Tetley, Esq. It got me good. Also, I was hammered.