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Probably the only time he’s said that
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Nice overgrown-shithole of a yard, stupid.
If Pat had money and a shed you know he would have a riding mower for his 20 square feet of grass.View attachment 49117
His yard's like 20 square feet too.
Birb? He really has spell check turned off because he can’t stand being corrected. That’s how insane he is. Plus fat.
I really think he has spell check turned off because his narcissism / autism / other problems in his deranged mind can’t handle being corrected. Especially about writing since he’s a professional “writer”. Wrong spell check, I’m an author so I decided how words are spelled.birb? Looks like he started early today.
Might be but Pat is too old and out of touch pick up on that. Whenever he tries any popular slang he’s always 5 years behind what’s current. Plus he spells a lot of things wrong.I think it’s a Reddit thing, like “hecking bork” and “fluffer” type shit
Pat isn’t allowed to turn on the stove so a grill is a big no-no.The funniest thing about his stupid garden/patio area is that he doesn't even have enough room to have a grill. Grilling is such a cliche manly man activity that Pat could pretend to be an expert on, but he's too poor to even be able to pretend.
Birb? He really has spell check turned off because he can’t stand being corrected. That’s how insane he is. Plus fat.
Ugh, gross. A 42 year old man trying to act “like the kids do”Birb is a "meme" word like "snoot boop" or "doggo" but for birds
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His yard's like 20 square feet too.
Had to look it up. Legitimately happy that I have never heard this faggotry before. "DoggoLingo"I think it’s a Reddit thing, like “hecking bork” and “fluffer” type shit
If he had one he'd need to chain it up to keep it from being stolen because he lives in such a shithole.The funniest thing about his stupid garden/patio area is that he doesn't even have enough room to have a grill. Grilling is such a cliche manly man activity that Pat could pretend to be an expert on, but he's too poor to even be able to pretend.
He acts like he was farming all day yet his “yard” would take 10 minutes to mow. I bet he bragged about it at Hooligans to make it sound like he’s a manly man working on his yard. “I earned these 6 beers and fried plate of goo”To the surprise of nobody, lazy Patrick hates the chore that gives you a solid arm workout.
That’s true, he has patio table with zero chairs because they’ve been stolen and would just get stolen again. Plus him and Niki have no friends so no need for patio chairs because nobody is ever coming over.Had to look it up. Legitimately happy that I have never heard this faggotry before. "DoggoLingo"
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If he had one he'd need to chain it up to keep it from being stolen because he lives in such a shithole.
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