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I did not have sexual relations with a transsexual.

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There's no smoke without fire, bud. Are you willing to put your right hand on the Good Book and swear to God Almighty that you've never had sexual congress with a he/she? If so, bear in mind that lying will guarantee you a place in Hell, being sodomised with pitchforks by Satan's imps for all eternity.
 

Harry Powell

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We believe you.


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NoBacon

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There's no smoke without fire, bud. Are you willing to put your right hand on the Good Book and swear to God Almighty that you've never had sexual congress with a he/she? If so, bear in mind that lying will guarantee you a place in Hell, being sodomised with pitchforks by Satan's imps for all eternity.

I do solemnly swear upon the Bible that I did not have sexual contact with any transsexuals ever in my life.
 

NoBacon

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How did this rumor even start? I was too busy playing candy crush and tapped out.

The Jews are coming for me with false rumors of transsexual sex. I knew this was going to happen.

This is the moment we've feared, brothermen. Many of you thought it would never happen but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training against Jewish pedophiles. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another group chat.​

 
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