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I could sell this thread to some jungle bunny in Harlem for $500...
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How bout figures of ridicule? Comics? Grifters, Shock jocks, Authors? How bout a Mustang? I getcha a craigslist Ford Mustang for 2 grand
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That's a nice post, yeah that's a beautiful lil post
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A thread like this could get you 3 pages minimum. Dozens of ribs. Ain't that a little honey?
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Jokes aside. Are there bunnies in the jungle? Just curious.
Edit 1: there have to be. Rabbits are rodents who are ubiquitous. So there have to be jungle bunnies.
Edit 1: there have to be. Rabbits are rodents who are ubiquitous. So there have to be jungle bunnies.
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I looked it up. The Sumitran stripes rabbit lives in the jungles but unfortunately it's in Indonesia
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Omg I looked it up further. No metaphorical jungle bunnies are awful.
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Rabbits are like the only mammal without hooves that don't have pads on the bottoms of their feet. You know what that means? They are instruments of Satan.
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They also get traumatized if you touch them. Rabbits fucking suck
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I used to bang a chick who had a big rabbit that had free roam of her house. Its name was Dorothy. It was kind of cool, but yeah I never touched it, it was just neat to be sitting there and a fat bunny would wander through. She claimed it was litter trained but I saw rabbit shit on the floor a couple times. You also couldn't leave anything on the floor or the rabbit would chew it up.
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There is a move in karate to defend your self against a woman's rabbit called a "crescent kick". I will teach it to you.
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I saw a video one time of a rabbit killing a snake that ate it's babies.
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I apologize I just read the karate manual and the kick is used on a woman's rabbi. Not a rabbit.
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Does karate utilize ant submission holds? That's how I think you beat a rabbit.
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To fight a rabbit you need to be as fast as a rabbit. You will need an electric scooter to reach their speed.
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And to be honest I have only fought a cat. It won but it cheated using a bite. Not legal in karate but a good move.
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Bunyoro rabbit - Wikipedia
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I have learned many bunnies are actually imposters and then jump on me while going meow. Brilliant battle tactic.Not really in the jungles but in the rocks apparently.Bunyoro rabbit - Wikipedia
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