I clicked on one Jim and Sam video so now they're constantly in my feed

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

So enjoy that time this fag tried asking out a waitress, failed, and brooded about it.

 

[Single Action Army]

"I'm honest about myself, dude. I don't give a fuck. I'm a short, bald, pasty, misshapen, doughy, neurotic, two-faced, tepid, wimpy, coomer, degenerate, impotent rageaholic, blabbermouth who does nothing fun or interesting, I love eating shit and drinking piss, I was raped multiple times as a kid, and I disclose EVERY detail of my private life to a million people. So what?"

"WHY DON'T YOU BROADS EVER WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME???"

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

"I'm honest about myself, dude. I don't give a fuck. I'm a short, bald, pasty, misshapen, doughy, neurotic, two-faced, tepid, wimpy, coomer, degenerate, impotent rageaholic, blabbermouth who does nothing fun or interesting, I love eating shit and drinking piss, I was raped multiple times as a kid, and I disclose EVERY detail of my private life to a million people. So what?"

"WHY DON'T YOU BROADS EVER WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME???"

Wait wait wait...


you DON'T think the "shy middle school boy" act from a man closing in on Medicare eligibility is a real panty dropper?!

 

[Kurt_Love]

Does any one still have the screenshot from when one of the brothermen posted Jim's story of his date calling over a tinder guy to a dating advice reddit? They did not like his brooding by leaving her door ajar when he left.

 

[Single Action Army]

Wait wait wait...


you DON'T think the "shy middle school boy" act from a man closing in on Medicare eligibility is a real panty dropper?!

Ant and Jimmy both do this.
Chicken or the anal egg conundrum.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Does any one still have the screenshot from when one of the brothermen posted Jim's story of his date calling over a tinder guy to a dating advice reddit? They did not like his brooding by leaving her door ajar when he left.

He brought his own egg whites and mustard to her house

 

[Kurt_Love]

He brought his own egg whites and mustard to her house

Don't be ridiculous. He brought his own salad and box of almonds. He knew they'd be snacking on carbs as he and the girls dyed each other's hair.

 

[guest]

Sam doesn't get enough hate, partly I guess because he's so boring.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I don't like how it slipped through the cracks that Jim in his 50s was too afraid to ask out a hostess in her early 20s who he had a crush on.

 

[RobertMewler]

"I'm honest about myself, dude. I don't give a fuck. I'm a short, bald, pasty, misshapen, doughy, neurotic, two-faced, tepid, wimpy, coomer, degenerate, impotent rageaholic, blabbermouth who does nothing fun or interesting, I love eating shit and drinking piss, I was raped multiple times as a kid, and I disclose EVERY detail of my private life to a million people. So what?"

"WHY DON'T YOU BROADS EVER WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME???"

I hope he doesn't actually brood over lists like this trying to figure out why he can't land a woman. I can explain: He's repulsive and every woman's creep meter is pinned on red once they're near him (at the very sight of him!). How is this so hard for him to comprehend?

 

[Single Action Army]

I hope he doesn't actually brood over lists like this trying to figure out why he can't land a woman. I can explain: He's repulsive and every woman's creep meter is pinned on red once they're near him (at the very sight of him!). How is this so hard for him to comprehend?

What are you talking about? He's happily married with a beautiful wife.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I clicked on one gay porno and now it’s all that shows up in my feed.

 

[fusciasomething]

Sam doesn't get enough hate, partly I guess because he's so boring.

I don't know if it's even possible to hate Sam to the proper degree. He is a wrestling super fan (his entire personality) with a tiny scarred up dick and yet remains smug. I don't understand how he exists