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ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Funny how he only got a death threat at the one convention he did with Patrick S Tomlinson. He made it very clear where he was for months - posting on social media, etc - yet only got one threat that mentioned him and Pat.

Isn’t that WEIRD?!?!

Also he said with a straight face the “president of the KKK” is personally after him. Nobody even flinched at how ridiculous that sounds. I don’t think they even have a president! It’s all grand wizard type titles.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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It's also weird that he never wears his nigger nightgowns while in Africa. It's almost like it was a costume to fool his ballwashing retards into throwing more money at the "African".

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He said he had to borrow those African outfits, he doesn’t even have any “traditional” African outfits yet doesn’t shut up about how important he is since he’s an African getting all these useless awards.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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It's also weird that he never wears his nigger nightgowns while in Africa. It's almost like it was a costume to fool his ballwashing retards into throwing more money at the "African".

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He wears the headphones inside to muffle out the demonic screams the witch doctor caused after trying to sew his father's corpse back together after he was dismembered because they couldn't afford the 12 pack of nigger Pepsi for the ransom.

The fish van they threw the parts in still smells like his shit but they don't notice because they all smell that way.
 

Prison Enjoyer

Have no tits to sag, stlaker.
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He's gonna africa it up even more next time. He doesn't even speak 1 language, I highly doubt he's bilingual
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How have we never known that Ooga's family is literally of the Nigerian "U R HOBO" tribe? No wonder he fuckin stinks, he literally comes from a tribe that other Nigerians think are lazy bums. Nice primitive ass culture, stupid.

 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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Funny how he only got a death threat at the one convention he did with Patrick S Tomlinson. He made it very clear where he was for months - posting on social media, etc - yet only got one threat that mentioned him and Pat.

Isn’t that WEIRD?!?!

Also he said with a straight face the “president of the KKK” is personally after him. Nobody even flinched at how ridiculous that sounds. I don’t think they even have a president! It’s all grand wizard type titles.
Does the KKK even exist anymore or is it just a bunch of feds hanging out waiting for someone to do something stupid?
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Does the KKK even exist anymore or is it just a bunch of feds hanging out waiting for someone to do something stupid?
It’s gotta be very small - if anything - at this point. I know they like to claim they’re the “invisible army” and won’t say how many members they have to make it seem like they’re huge but from how Daniel Carver talked about it on Stern back in the 90s it seemed to be on its last legs.

When the last time an actual klan member was arrested doing some hate crime? The way the media wants everyone to believe white supremacy is this huge serious problem anyone in a Klan good would have been spread all over the news. I think the last time I heard about any kind of actual Klan rally was back in the 90s. Everyone has a cell phone now yet you’re not seeing photos / videos of Klan members marching and burning crosses but on twitter you have idiots claiming anyone they don’t like is a Nazi klan member. Ooga actually suggested Leslie is a Klan member and has a white hood.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Does the KKK even exist anymore or is it just a bunch of feds hanging out waiting for someone to do something stupid?
They deff still exist but are nothing to anyone. Half are probably feds. They paper our neighborhood every now and again, like once a year. Its literally like 12 guys who are rejected prospects from real gangs like The Mongols or Pagans ornwhatever AB clubs are local to the area. I swear to god theyre all the biggest faggots that not even the gay ass biker MCs want them around to fetch beers and take pepper spray to the face for the goof. My high school buddys dad is/was an enforcer for the Mongols and i was verrry intimidated by those guys, before i met them. Our “band” played a backyard bbq show for them on Halloween and it was the most embarrassing thing ever. These 40/50/60 yr old men acting like tough guy frat boys, pulling people into back rooms for “secret talk” and making the prospects fetch drinks and get them in dumb catch 22 situations to publicly embarrass them, like “look at my ol lady. She looks good dont she?” If you say Yes, you’re insulting the senior member by invading his property and if you say No youre insulting him for saying his wife is gross. (They all were gross blown out leatherskins). Just a bunch of huge faggots. After playing that one party it really blew the lid off of the whole “badass biker” trope I had in my head. Sure theres more than a few guys that are very intimidating and i would NOT fuck with, but that doesn’t automatically make you cool or fun to be around. It just makes people walk on eggshells when youre around and sugar coat everything you say so they always hear exactly what they want to. But yeah, the KKK is still around. “Were watching the neighborhood while youre asleep at night” is their favorite flyer they put in ziplock baggies with navy beans and throw them out the window onto your driveway. 99% of people laugh at their flyers and leave them to decay in the ditch off the side of the road. NOONE takes them seriously and havent for a loooong time. Buncha faggots, all of them.

Heres the flyer:
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