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I can't imagine losing a bag of cocaine at the White House.

aRTie02150

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Imagine going to the bathroom to do a bump and realizing you can't find the bag of blow that you knew for sure you had in your possession moments prior.


Wasn't even good blow either lol.
 

Honey Badger

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Cocaine use in DC is so rampant that at times I forgot it was illegal. 90% of hill staffers are regularly doing blow. You can walk into a random “I work for senator X’s” house party and there will be a table of people cutting lines openly.

This is such a nonsense story that only rubes who have never worked in politics could get riled up about.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Even funnier is leaving a cut bag of coke. “Hey everybody, the guy who brought his stash into the white house was doing shit coke.” They’re just bullying him at this point
You know things are bad when the son of the president can’t even get pure coke off the boats in Miami. I never did good coke until I lived in FL, the stuff up north was always 50% baby aspirin.
 

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You know things are bad when the son of the president can’t even get pure coke off the boats in Miami. I never did good coke until I lived in FL, the stuff up north was always 50% baby aspirin
Florida isn't really the gateway for cocaine anymore-- more than 90% of it goes through Mexico and in to California, Texas (especially via El Paso), Arizona, and New Mexico. If you get it at pretty much any border city, it most likely hasn't been stepped on yet and it's like rocket fuel. I'm not sure of the prices now, but in the Rio Grande Valley you could get 8balls for $50-$60 and an ounce for $250 or so.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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You know things are bad when the son of the president can’t even get pure coke off the boats in Miami. I never did good coke until I lived in FL, the stuff up north was always 50% baby aspirin.
Hunter reminds me of my buddy from high school who was wealthy as fuck but still stole from everybody anyway. He would buy whatever the dealer was offering no matter what - he literally did not give a fuck if it was shitty stale weed that sat in the dealers car for a month, he was buying. Sounds like Hunter’s cut from the same cloth.

It reminds me of when you see guys who win the Super Bowl or Stanley cup drinking Miller Lite at their shore houses. You’d think they’d spring for something slightly better but nah, they’re crushing Miller High Life and PBR like regular people.

This is probably the most likeable thing about Hunter that I’ve heard
 

Udders

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Didn't this happen before like a year or year and a half ago? Someone left some in a locker and of course there's no camera coverage there. Fucking yawn.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Florida isn't really the gateway for cocaine anymore-- more than 90% of it goes through Mexico and in to California, Texas (especially via El Paso), Arizona, and New Mexico. If you get it at pretty much any border city, it most likely hasn't been stepped on yet and it's like rocket fuel. I'm not sure of the prices now, but in the Rio Grande Valley you could get 8balls for $50-$60 and an ounce for $250 or so.
Yeah I’m only speaking from experience when I lived there about 15 years ago. Def can get better stuff in CA now. I grew up in the northeast and the shit we got was all cut and I didn’t get to experience the good stuff until I moved down south.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Hunter reminds me of my buddy from high school who was wealthy as fuck but still stole from everybody anyway. He would buy whatever the dealer was offering no matter what - he literally did not give a fuck if it was shitty stale weed that sat in the dealers car for a month, he was buying. Sounds like Hunter’s cut from the same cloth.

It reminds me of when you see guys who win the Super Bowl or Stanley cup drinking Miller Lite at their shore houses. You’d think they’d spring for something slightly better but nah, they’re crushing Miller High Life and PBR like regular people.

This is probably the most likeable thing about Hunter that I’ve heard
I get that vibe from him too, he’s a rich kid who didn’t have to do shit and live the high life but is the type of dirtbag to steal from you even though he doesn’t need it. I had a roommate like him, complete bum that didn’t work and lived off his parents and did everything to make people think he was some important person. We split up the bills in our house and the one he was in charge of - that we gave him money monthly - he actually wasn’t paying and pocketing the money so he could buy drink for people at bars / nightclubs to impress them. He also would come up with every excuse to why he couldn’t drive when we would go out places at night because he didn’t want other people to see he drove beat up old Mazda (parents wouldn’t buy him a new Cadillac like he wanted)
 

LingerLonger

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People are still doing coke in 2023? Better hope it's more baby powder than fent.
Hunter Biden was rumored to have attended a party in California a year ago. And brought a lot of cocaine with him. And most of it was heavily tainted with fentanyl. At least one person died. It was a party four houses down from where he was renting.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Hunter Biden was rumored to have attended a party in California a year ago. And brought a lot of cocaine with him. And most of it was heavily tainted with fentanyl. At least one person died. It was a party four houses down from where he was renting.
Was that when he was meeting / staying with his lawyers? I remember hearing he was out there for that and we all figured that wasn’t the only reason he went out.
 
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