Gabe, I don’t even need to type anything. Everyone knows the truth here. “Sciatica” is what you’re calling it? Sciaticant stop getting butt fucked by cowboys.
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I bought a pregnancy pillow
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Maybe Gabey Baby just doesn't know how babies are made. You ever see Dennis the Menace?
The belly button! It opens up!
Great, now Gabe is going to fuck his pillow thinking about Mr. Wilson. Stop giving the man ideas.
Funniest line in that movie is Mrs Wilson opening up about her regrets in life, things she wishes she did, Mr Wilson goes "Yeah!? well i coulda been a fireman." rolls over and goes to sleep like a based fucking king.
When my mom would ask how dinner was when I was little I'd be like "It tastes like paint. And wood." because of the Mr. Wilson line. I also thought kiddie pools were called "GD wading pools" for a long time because he says that after he accidentally steps in one.
All good. I sleep with a pacifier and a buttplug.
I only just now made the connection between calling someone a fuck face and the face you make when you fuck.
Is Nasty twp parteeky?
Except I'm really not disliked as much as you and a select few others want me to be. You have a little sleepover club going, it's cute.
If you just blocked me, it would align more with your soi-disant preferences & values, and save us both the trouble. I don't mind, feel free. I'm not here to be everyone's bestie or change anyone's mind or get into a clique, I'm just trying to be me. And I'm not worried about you either, we don't have a quarrel on my end as far as I'm concerned, and your posts can be ribs sometimes. All good.
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lmao I need to watch this again. That movie fucking rules. It turned me into a little piece of shit for the longest time. I want to fuck Dennis' mother in all available holes.
Nah, you're kind of a complete fag nearly all of the time. Sorry to burst your cum bubble.
oh well thank god abe got noncy twp’s approval. glad that’s sorted
You are the most nigger rich money spending motherfucker Ive ever posted on a forum with
Hey be nice to the resident welsh faggot piece of shit who deserves to be killed
I have dragon blood so I don't take criticism, nice try with the hate though
I don't even dislike you, faggot.