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I blocked Turk because he dississpected my kids

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Turk February

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Your kids are gay and need to be wrapped in razor wire as is traditional as mine were. Only one of the 4 survived.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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My adopted adult son's name is Joyomi. He's severely autistic and since reaching sexual maturity needs to be kept in an enclosure in my back yard. It's actually two attached enclosures so I can lock him in one or the other to get in and clean them. It kind of consumes my whole life. All I want to do is give my adopted adult boy a hug but he'd mutilate my face, hands and genitals and I know better.
 

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CHH bought views for his last shamecast, lol
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My adopted adult son's name is Joyomi. He's severely autistic and since reaching sexual maturity needs to be kept in an enclosure in my back yard. It's actually two attached enclosures so I can lock him in one or the other to get in and clean them. It kind of consumes my whole life. All I want to do is give my adopted adult boy a hug but he'd mutilate my face, hands and genitals and I know better.
Transylvanian orphanage? (You're part of the hollywood cabal after all)
 

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My adopted adult son's name is Joyomi. He's severely autistic and since reaching sexual maturity needs to be kept in an enclosure in my back yard. It's actually two attached enclosures so I can lock him in one or the other to get in and clean them. It kind of consumes my whole life. All I want to do is give my adopted adult boy a hug but he'd mutilate my face, hands and genitals and I know better.
Give Joyomi a recipe and film the little monster. Chef Libby would be fucked
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I was on Reddit sniff.
Well then how could you forget Joyomi? He was an autistic weirdo who loved Freak On A Leash by Korn and Texas Chainsaw Massacre and you could trick him into divulging a lot of information about himself and his life or showing his retarded pecker. His name was Travis Cohen and I forget where he was from. It was Texas or some shit. He had a Funko Pop collection and at one point a pug puppy. He'd delete his profile but he'd always come back and I could instantly pick him out because he had a distinct way of talking and his name was always a reference to Korn or TCM lol. He actually kind of was the proto-Sobel. He would get like an order of fries and a root beer and "review" them on camera the odd time.

Stinks loved Joyomi. He was the only one who was actually nice to him. I called into one of Stinks' livestreams doing a Rain Man voice one time as Joyomi and Stinks was genuinely excited to hear from him. It was very sweet. Then I hung up on him and he ended the stream lol.
 
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