I am noT a woman named PaTTie and iT is noT my 35th birthday chowld

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I love that Pat is the only white.

 

[guest]

Karolyn Charisse Harris-Philips is a white dude in a rubbery mask

 

[Udders]

Can you do one with a regular picture and birthday wishes from his husband Nick?

 

[The Greaseman]

It would be funny if all of the featured people were gags

 

[guest]

You're gonna make Pat sue KHOU if you keep this up.

 

[guest]

I don’t know why I Iike this dumb bit so much. I still laugh at the Ted Scheckler ones from back in the day.

 

[Bigsmooth]

You're gonna make Pat sue KHOU if you keep this up.

They are practically complicit at this point

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Felony charges for making me look like a girl, stlaker child sweetie.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Between big face tranny and Pattie I'm laughing ova here

 

[guest]

They are practically complicit at this point

"Hey @KHOU11, maybe stop airing stolen and edited things our stalkers trick you into airing? Not like this hasn't been on the news, or anything. Do your fucking jobs."

17 likes, 1 retweet.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I fawked up the text exchange and sent a copy that literally said FaceApp in the corner. Then I cropped it and posted it 3 more times like a dumb boomer who had no idea how ctrl+alt+delete works. I think they're in on the bit too

Though I did delete the photo immediately after sending it which I’m sure did fuck all so sorry no evidence

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Pat went from looking like a coed battling the freshman 50 to resembling John Wayne Gacy’s lifeless corpse in less than two years. Good job, guys!

 

[guest]

 

[guest]

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[guest]

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Dead name - Karim

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Can you do one with a regular picture and birthday wishes from his husband Nick?

Be careful, some of these stations do run background checks for (supposed) gay couples.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

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Looks like Anthony

 

[The Talking Dead]

Happy birthday, Myles and Giovanni!

 

[Stent]

Happy birthday, Myles and Giovanni!

I wanted to suggest something awful happen to Giovanni but I think I'm too late.