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I am friends with an elf

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Dennyislife

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Imagine being such a snob you cant take your kid to the mall and have him see Santa like everyone else. You need to hire a private fucking elf. What is this world coming to. Anyone have their grampa dress up as Santa and shit? What is OP talking about?
Thing is it's not snobby rich people who tend to do it. It all types of people.

Turns out you can also rent a Grinch who will trash your house. This one took it too far. This sounds fun for the person doing it at least.

 

Chive Turkey

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Make sure to chase her out of your house with a stick for trying to bring the soulless pantheon of corporate Christmas into your hearth and home.
 

lil chud

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Thing is it's not snobby rich people who tend to do it. It all types of people.

Turns out you can also rent a Grinch who will trash your house. This one took it too far. This sounds fun for the person doing it at least.

I'm telling ya, if that were me and I was the grinch, I would show up and yell NIGGER at the kid until he cried. Merry Christmas jackass.
 
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