Hypothetical - The Starvation Scenario

[Turk February]

You haven't eaten in 3 days. You can only reach out to one of these 2 for help. @Sue Lightning or @NoBacon

 

[porquedealer]

I'd feel guilty taking sue's food he needs all the calories he can get

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Sue will construct a lengthy post and I can die of boredom with a clear conscience knowing I didn't commit suicide.

 

[Turk February]

Weirdly I think @NoBacon would want to help.

 

[DMbA]

Nobacon got plenty of meat on that bone, you take him home, add some broth, a potato baby you got a stew going

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Weirdly I think @NoBacon would want to help.

He’d be so excited to possibly make a friend. I bet he’d hold off telling you about the demonic visitations until after you had eaten your fill though .

 

[Guest]

I think Bacon would be the better choice. He’ll poison your local pond later with oil and terrorize the homeless population, but he’ll probably feed you.

I think Sue might help, but then you might have to listen to him.

 

[NoBacon]

Weirdly I think @NoBacon would want to help.

Of course. Even before I took religion seriously I was a people pleaser, now I know I’m explicitly ordered by the living God to share and provide.

Sue is a nice guy, but he’s rambling and he’s actually gay. I mean a real admitted homosexual, not just lame.

Anyone voting against me here is out of their mind.

 

[NoBacon]

And think about it, sudden weight loss…. Sharing food with that guy….

 

[Turk February]

I'm pissing myself laughing that suicide is more popular than @Sue Lightning I love you bro. But people like you less than suicide.

 

[Voscabulary]

I'm pissing myself laughing that suicide is more popular than @Sue Lightning I love you bro. But people like you less than suicide.

I picked suicide just for da bit, but mr lightning's a good egg. I would probably pick no bacon in this scenario, even though I feel he would be like john goodman in that one cloverfield movie

 

[Turk February]

I picked suicide just for da bit, but mr lightning's a good egg. I would probably pick no bacon in this scenario, even though I feel he would be like john goodman in that one cloverfield movie

I was literally thinking like I'm Picard. What would a good captain do. And he'd go NoBacon. It's nothing against Sue.

 

[NoBacon]

I picked suicide just for da bit, but mr lightning's a good egg. I would probably pick no bacon in this scenario, even though I feel he would be like john goodman in that one cloverfield movie

 

[Dog Eater]

This actually happened to me once and I called @NoBacon but he just threw my clothes in the river and laughed at me.

 

[Turk February]

This actually happened to me once and I called @NoBacon but he just threw my clothes in the river and laughed at me.

This is fake news designed to let the demons win.

 

[Shawn Peterson]

Sue's ignorant, self-important meandering, or Bacon's unstable sanctimony? It's a tough one man, genuinely.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Both of these nincumpoops will be long dead by the time we run out of food

 

[NoBacon]

This is fake news designed to let the demons win.

 

[Jenna]

I don't want NoBacon's unwashed, jizz-caked hands making me a sandwich. Sue meanwhile is a hyperactive zoomer that would just order wingstop off doordash or microwave up some Totino's.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I don't want NoBacon's unwashed, jizz-caked hands making me a sandwich.

Sue would have licked those fingers clean.