Hush, child.

[guest]

Too soon?

 

[captain_kamala]

if only papa clown had an opiate addiction and an affinity for high quality audio

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Pat got his forehead scar when he was thrown off the horse during Tommy Tomlinson's great Star Trek figurine heist.

 

[guest]

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’d like to think our little man in the sky is all in with the pests. Rest easy, little guy.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

got da original pic?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

god damn it, we'll never have closure about Kuhn's fucked up nose and weird face scar

 

[PlayfulScamp]

No, child, my mother wasn’t a mudder.

 

[Ladynyahh]

This nigga pray to Allah now (PBUH)

 

[guest]

got da original pic?

 

[Cuphead]

Love ya miss ya

 

[Stent]

Won't even grow up to drive the getaway car for dad.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Nice 3/4 nose, stupid.

 

[MonsterSteve]

All over a $200 VIZIO soundbar. Not Sony, not Samsung, not LG. REMEMBER THAT.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Where we at with the Diet Crack?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Better fathers than Patrick S Tomlinson 1/100

 

[DominusOdium]

RIP lil nigga

 

[Meownaw]

Where we at with the Diet Crack?

It's no Juneyour mint

 

[PogromStallone]

It's no Juneyour mint

Every once in a while I'll start singing the chorus from their shitty track.

 

[FurBurger]

All over a $200 VIZIO soundbar. Not Sony, not Samsung, not LG. REMEMBER THAT.

If we're doing trivia - he didn't steal it, just left it in the vestibule of the store; and little Quannonball went out through the side window, not the windshield.

Also a good reason why you don't talk to the cops without a lawyer - if Kuhn had kept his dumb mouth shut until he got his shit together, and said in court "I told him to put his seatbelt on (as he often did by himself) and he confirmed that he had it on" he'd be Pat posting with us today.

Also, fuck the media for making a fuss about him "stepping over his dying child". What was he supposed to do, step in him?