How's everyone's saturday morning?

[guest]

Hey fellas! what's the haps?

Woke up hungover as shit after having (checks notes) an insurmountable amount of 10% shantys at a get together last night

Cranked one out on chaturbate (little blonde euro slut) and finished on kamala's nudes

double espresso and managed to head to the gym and do some arms, can't be like fatrick

Now i'm gonna light a fatty, put on some dick dale, and order some hipster fried egg bbqpork burger, everything in the city is fucking closed at this time besides shitty subway and burgerking,etc. covid destroyed the operating hours of the local mom and pops.

This is just a hang, feel free to speak your mind. C'mon gang!

 

[Jizz]

good morning brothermen. I rode my new e-trike to McD's and got a sausage mcmuffin and hashbrown. Then I rode to the park and I'm waiting for my friend Curly to show up so we can play disc golf. #Ruizing

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Was at work at 4am just like every other saturday since we were on reddit. I want to kill myself

 

[Cuphead]

Enjoy some coffee and a healthy breakfast while watching TV. This is one of the few weekends in a while I don't have shit going on. Might go try a new BBQ joint

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Enjoy some coffee and a healthy breakfast while watching TV. This is one of the few weekends in a while I don't have shit going on. Might go try a new BBQ joint

Enjoy healthy eating at pita pit!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Garage saleing with the wife. About to hit a once a month massive flea market. I am not even necessarily searching for anything - I just enjoy looking.

 

[guest]

I have been throwing up all night and morning. Can’t keep water down, trying tiny sips of sparkling water.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I want to kill myself

You’re military, dummy. What do you think all this training is for?

 

[aRTie02150]

Just stewing at work getting more and more angry by the day. Everyone is a retard around me.

 

[guest]

Just done some groceries. Now i’m just chilling watching some Xena reruns.

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[RaggotFetard]

About to hit up a flea market, grab a couple adult beverages and lunch after that, then head to my gig.

 

[aRTie02150]

Just done some groceries. Now i’m just chilling watching some Xena reruns.

Hey @Patreeky I'm having a shitty day at work. You mind updating the David Lynch's Number of the Day thread? You won btw.

 

[guest]

Hey @Patreeky I'm having a shitty day at work. You mind updating the David Lynch's Number of the Day thread? You won btw.

Of course, A-Man, no problem! You hang in there and don’t try to murder any of those dumb fucks, stay strong.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I've seen three separate cats on leashes in the park today. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I've seen three separate cats on leashes in the park today. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

Saw that over here the other day. My son is a toddler got all stoked because he loves cats and the faggot grabbed the cat and coddled it. I know my son’s got his whole life ahead of him, but Russia should nuke California off the map first. For the greater good.

 

[DanFielding]

On my way into NYC to see Joe Jackson.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

On my way into NYC to see Joe Jackson.

Fuck yeah dude, hope he plays "breakin us in two"

 

[Ace Orenstein]

I want to kill myself

What’s stopping you

 

[guest]

Woke up and took the dog for a long walk, then a 1.5 hour drive round trip to buy kratom extract caps, then grocery shopping. I'll be shit posting and playing COD until 5. Then it's the dogs second walk, 30min on elliptical, shower and dinner. Tonight's dinner will be roasted thick cut bone in porkchops covered in Montreal steak seasoning , Roasted lemon pepper green beans, and mashed potatoes enjoyed while watching breaking bad again.

3 months of no booze or women. I'm reaching my breaking point due to boredom...

 

[aRTie02150]

Woke up and took the dog for a long walk, then a 1.5 hour drive round trip to buy kratom extract caps, then grocery shopping. I'll be shit posting and playing COD until 5. Then it's the dogs second walk, 30min on elliptical, shower and dinner. Tonight's dinner will be thick cut bone in porkchops, Roasted lemon pepper green beans, and mashed potatoes enjoyed while watching breaking bad again.

3 months of no booze or women. I'm reaching my breaking point due to boredom...

Do you smoke weed?