How will Patrick emerge from jail?

[DominusOdium]

Since he's revealed his big brain legal strategy of telling a judge who is there to handle his contempt of court his whole story about how the original decision was super mean and totally unfair.... It seems certain he's off to the pokey. How will jail affect him as he tries to rejoin the world?

 

[DominusOdium]

Fat.

/thread

I thought that went without saying, sir.

 

[Udders]

He's in for a rude awakening. In grade school, he ate off other kids' trays because he's fat and has no self-control. In jail, that shit gets you shanked.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He's in for a rude awakening. In grade school, he ate off other kids' trays because he's fat and has no self-control. In jail, that shit gets you shanked.

No, John was lying to you when he said that I ate off his lunch tray. You're gullible for believing him. Detention awaits.

 

[MonsterSteve]

As long as Thicki pays his commissary he will still by those honey buns.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

As long as Thicki pays his commissary he will still by those honey buns.

Well last I heard commissary was for inmates who didn't owe anyone substantial amounts of money? Could be wrong though.

 

[eggfeller]

in a laundry hamper, feverishly eating soiled nigger britches as nikki drives him off in the getaway car as part of an elaborate escape plan

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

As long as Thicki pays his commissary he will still by those honey buns.

he needs his zoom zooms and wham whams

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Fat.

/thread

fatter

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Imagine going to prison because you didn't have 17k laying around

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Imagine going to prison because you didn't have 17k laying around

I like to imagine Pat going to jail and somehow fucking up the experience to such an astronomical degree he eventually ends up in prison for 18 months. All because of that fake story about the Post-it note with #DLTIW stuck on their fridge in the 80's.

 

[RoTheHo69]

A cholo with a fake accent and a hairnet. Maybe an eye scar. He made it! Our little pig is growing up!

 

[guest]

There’s so many opportunities to fuck up in prison and extend your time potentially by years. How funny would it be if Pig went in and didn’t come out until 2034?

 

[RoTheHo69]

There’s so many opportunities to fuck up in prison and extend your time potentially by years. How funny would it be if Pig went in and didn’t come out until 2034?

He's gonna be sending kites in solitary for the sharks by 2028.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

: "Then I said 'Bzzt. Wrong, child. This is my pudding. I'm sorry you're so stupid. No, Niki. They need to earn my respect--"

 

[RoTheHo69]

'No you simply cannoT have my cornbread, nigga child.'

'I never found rayshaun gangsTa and all my niggas that say they do are either insane or fucking with me'.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Because Pat's stint will be shorter than any black guy's, I hope one of them puts super glue on his dick and sticks it up Pat's cushioned anus in an attempt to be released earlier. Then Pat will have a weird Siamese Twin relationship with a black guy for the rest of his life.