How will Cumia's death be announced?

[HipTuckerCumia]

?

 

[DooDooBrown]

I like that this is basically as much emotion as as Nana put into her post about Beavis’s death.

 

[NoBacon]

He’ll deify him as some kind of once in a generation legend, and not just a radio guy who was funny once, he’ll act like Einstein or Socrates just died.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

All the obits will start like this, “Disgraced former shock jock Anthony Cumia dead at (insert age. here ).”

 

[RoTheHo69]

He’ll deify him as some kind of once in a generation legend, and not just a radio guy who was funny once, he’ll act like Einstein or Socrates just died.

They stole their whole "breakout" otis redding bit.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

He’ll deify him as some kind of once in a generation legend, and not just a radio guy who was funny once, he’ll act like Einstein or Socrates just died.

Forget Einstein and fuck socrates, here comes the zombie Anthony.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Forget Einstein and fuck socrates, here comes the zombie Anthony.

Forget rigamortis, Forget an autopsy, here comes the corpse of anthony.

 

[Single Action Army]

Thought this was real until the second-to-last line

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Good accuracy with the Guitar Center bit. I'm sure ol' Joe has no idea Sweetwater exists.

 

[Dennyislife]

Racist domestic abuser dies in gun incident

 

[The Talking Dead]

Homosexual African American former shock jock dies aged 63 from heart and anal complications. He is survived by his brother (Joe), who was quoted at his bedside - "Will I be getting a bump in my monthly allowance or a lump sum?"

RIP

 

[Meownaw]

By a thread everyone will ignore thinking it's a Vosroll.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

Any obit more than 20 words should be replied to with Joe GIFs
[BOC][/BOC] [BOC][/BOC]

 

[Zeroman]

Forget rigamortis, Forget an autopsy, here comes the corpse of anthony.

I literally heard that awful plinking piano while reading this.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

even as a fake account he’s still an attention whore

 

[ShockJockRobot]

All the obits will start like this, “Disgraced former shock jock Anthony Cumia dead at (insert age. here ).”

And the next sentence will be some insufferable quote from Opie.

 

[FFWBTdad]

don't know... but, pretty sure he's going to receive many 'thoughts n prayers'

 

[Dennis Denuto]

I'm too lazy to Photoshop ant onto this but Joe will put on some Kim jong il funeral type performance

 

[guest]

Going to make a beavis Twitter account

 

[satanssockpuppet]

"300,000 followers! Died today. Everything is great, never been better! I wonder who will run my Twitter account now?"