How to use this Israel vs. Palestine thing to get laid by Muslim gals?

[DMAN]

You know The DMAN. He's always looking out for number 1.

Outside of his distaste for Jews, The DMAN remains swedish-neutral in this whole ordeal. However, where there is chaos, there is opportunity.

The DMAN has recently been introduced to an adult woman in her 20's who claims to originally be from Palestine, and she speaks their little carpet riding language. She is light-skinned, Americanized, VERY WELL put together body wise, lacks any tattoos or piercings, dresses appropriately, doesn't speak in faggot Zoomer lingo, doesn't bring up gay ass memes, doesn't seem to be Pro Gay, etc.

She seems to be non-practicing religious. The DMAN only assumes that because she doesn't take a 10 minute break to go pray to a rock every few hours, and she seems to love dogs, which we know is a huge no-no over there in Tattooine.

The point is, how does The DMAN break the ice on this whole topic? He doesn't want to come in hot, bashing kikes out of nowhere, in case she is just another clueless white-washed American who doesn't even know what's going on over there. That will obviously just paint The DMAN as a black nazi in her feeble woman mind.

The DMAN also doesn't want to start ranting at her about war shit she doesn't care about, that her parents have been bitching about all her life. What are some good ways to introduce the subject of the war, to get her to reveal her opinions so that The DMAN can use them against her to gain carnal knowledge?

The DMAN is hoping that she will be a secret kike hater, who will be charmed by his advanced knowledge of the evil Jews pump into BOTH our countries. He is already getting his opinions together, like calling Israel a "Fake Country." The DMAN could probably use that as a pipeline to twist her into a jew-hating, sweet little mocha trad wife... If she lives up to the hype...

Thoughts? What would YOU do to get laid by a muslim woman like this? What are some tricks he can employ, invoking her home-country, to steal her loyalty? The DMAN will now hang up and listen to your answer.

 

[guest]

Tell her that now that her family is all going to die she might as well take this opportunity to start a new one with you.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

You know The DMAN. He's always looking out for number 1.

Outside of his distaste for Jews, The DMAN remains swedish-neutral in this whole ordeal. However, where there is chaos, there is opportunity.

The DMAN has recently been introduced to an adult woman in her 20's who claims to originally be from Palestine, and she speaks their little carpet riding language. She is light-skinned, Americanized, VERY WELL put together body wise, lacks any tattoos or piercings, dresses appropriately, doesn't speak in faggot Zoomer lingo, doesn't bring up gay ass memes, doesn't seem to be Pro Gay, etc.

She seems to be non-practicing religious. The DMAN only assumes that because she doesn't take a 10 minute break to go pray to a rock every few hours, and she seems to love dogs, which we know is a huge no-no over there in Tattooine.

The point is, how does The DMAN break the ice on this whole topic? He doesn't want to come in hot, bashing kikes out of nowhere, in case she is just another clueless white-washed American who doesn't even know what's going on over there. That will obviously just paint The DMAN as a black nazi in her feeble woman mind.

The DMAN also doesn't want to start ranting at her about war shit she doesn't care about, that her parents have been bitching about all her life. What are some good ways to introduce the subject of the war, to get her to reveal her opinions so that The DMAN can use them against her to gain carnal knowledge?

The DMAN is hoping that she will be a secret kike hater, who will be charmed by his advanced knowledge of the evil Jews pump into BOTH our countries. He is already getting his opinions together, like calling Israel a "Fake Country." The DMAN could probably use that as a pipeline to twist her into a jew-hating, sweet little mocha trad wife... If she lives up to the hype...

Thoughts? What would YOU do to get laid by a muslim woman like this? What are some tricks he can employ, invoking her home-country, to steal her loyalty? The DMAN will now hang up and listen to your answer.

Bring up the bra bombing, but just in case she is fundamental, DO NOT bring up the Sex for Sam fiasco.

And I think that you know what to do this coming Wednesday. Time to see just how westernized she really is.

 

[DMAN]

Tell her that now that her family is all going to die she might as well take this opportunity to start a new one with you.

Do you think they know about 9/11 over there? She was born after it happened, and moved here at a younger age, so her mind has been filled with a lot of random shit, plus you have to factor in the internal shit of her being treated differently when the topic comes up in class, maybe her family smartened her up to 9/11?

It’s a delicate balance because we don’t know what she knows. She seems normal enough, but The DMAN doesn’t want to assume that she is Jwoke and knows that 9/11 was all CGI that they blamed on her people. The DMAN is hoping she’s at that level so his tactics work more gooder.

 

[UnPRePared]

When all else fails?

iPad.

 

[guest]

If you rape her and there aren't four male witnesses around it doesn't count

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If you rape her and there aren't four male witnesses around it doesn't count

That sounds like a recipe for a gang rape.

 

[guest]

Do you think they know about 9/11 over there? She was born after it happened, and moved here at a younger age, so her mind has been filled with a lot of random shit, plus you have to factor in the internal shit of her being treated differently when the topic comes up in class, maybe her family smartened her up to 9/11?

It’s a delicate balance because we don’t know what she knows. She seems normal enough, but The DMAN doesn’t want to assume that she is Jwoke and knows that 9/11 was all CGI that they blamed on her people. The DMAN is hoping she’s at that level so his tactics work more gooder.

"Wow, it sure is crazy what is going on over there. Do you have a different perspective about what's going on? Sometimes the news can't fully articulate a story in the time they have so they have to leave out a lot of details. I have read conflicting reports as well so I would love to hear information from someone who has first hand knowledge."

 

[DMAN]

"Wow, it sure is crazy what is going on over there. Do you have a different perspective about what's going on? Sometimes the news can't fully articulate a story in the time they have so they have to leave out a lot of details. I have read conflicting reports as well so I would love to hear information from someone who has first hand knowledge."

This, but without asking her to inform and teach. Because The DMAN wants to create the illusion that he knows all about the war history and sides with her. That’s why it’s not so simple to phrase it this way. He wants to create a bond with her through prior knowledge and agreement, not necessarily letting her “take the lead.”

We’re looking for a way to get to that point, but without having to come right out and drop “It’s fucked up what they’re doing to you guys over there” on the off chance that she’s too young to care or even know about it. And to prevent her from going around saying “Dre is a conspiracy guy who hates Jews”

 

[DMAN]

It’s a veeery difficult situaaation.

 

[guest]

This, but without asking her to inform and teach. Because The DMAN wants to create the illusion that he knows all about the war history and sides with her. That’s why it’s not so simple to phrase it this way. He wants to create a bond with her through prior knowledge and agreement, not necessarily letting her “take the lead.”

We’re looking for a way to get to that point, but without having to come right out and drop “It’s fucked up what they’re doing to you guys over there” on the off chance that she’s too young to care or even know about it. And to prevent her from going around saying “Dre is a conspiracy guy who hates Jews”

You want to win without risking a loss. I would have to think more.

 

[UnPRePared]

The DMAN System:

D - Demonstrate knowledge that directly applies to her

M - Make your connection with "sincerity", "listening", and a sense of humour

A - Amplify your positive qualities while hiding your negatives

N - (feed) Nana

 

[LiberalPussy]

Brag to her about your jacuzzi. I hear that always works.

 

[DMAN]

Brag to her about your jacuzzi. I hear that always works.

Will show her The DMAN mobile bank account. Surely that will not backfire with a middle eastern woman who comes to the U.S. and seems to be affluent.

 

[Random username]

Offer to show he your scud missle.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Arabic women are very tough nuts to crack. Check like Wikipedia and shit for their dating customs and try find a way in that way. Don't be surprised if you need to meet her family before you go out together. Lotta fawkin pressure from them especially on women so if she see's you're willing to respect her families honour or whatever it'll make her life a lot easier dating a non Muslim. Don't talk politics with women, women like to tell you about themselves and show you pictures of when they were young and things of that nature.

 

[guest]

Arabic women are very tough nuts to crack. Check like Wikipedia and shit for their dating customs and try find a way in that way. Don't be surprised if you need to meet her family before you go out together. Lotta fawkin pressure from them especially on women so if she see's you're willing to respect her families honour or whatever it'll make her life a lot easier dating a non Muslim. Don't talk politics with women, women like to tell you about themselves and show you pictures of when they were young and things of that nature.

I don't think he cares about any of that. I believe his end goal is to cosplay as black Adolph and she will be his black Eva. They will both wear Nazi uniforms while admiring their large collection of Nazi memorabilia. I base that assumption on -

The DMAN is hoping that she will be a secret kike hater, who will be charmed by his advanced knowledge of the evil Jews pump into BOTH our countries. He is already getting his opinions together, like calling Israel a "Fake Country." The DMAN could probably use that as a pipeline to twist her into a jew-hating, sweet little mocha trad wife... If she lives up to the hype...

 

[ChimpanZ]

I’d go all fawkin in with the kike hate. They really don’t care for kikes, even the non practicing ones. I broke the ice with one by saying “did you hear about the Mel Gibson drunk driving incident?” And then made it incredibly clear that I agreed with him. Obviously it doesn’t really matter how subtle you are with it, women are too retarded to tell if you’re lying or not

 

[Uncle Floyd]

She's a woman. She'll tell you everything you could ever want to know about what she thinks if you let her by the end of the first date.

 

[bantadant]

Why would you ever want to have sex with an a-rab?