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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.

how to re-unite OPie and Anthony

Thread starter not that Jack Horner
Start date Mar 21, 2023

not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me

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Mar 21, 2023

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first off we gotta parent trap this whole thing

we need to kill jim norton

i know this seems like a crazy proposal

but at this point, jim has created a self fulfilling prophecy

if Jim dies, Opie and Anthony will finally be together

this is obviously a joke,

but when you think about it.

opie and anthony would both show up to that funeral,

and realize "holy shit brother man, sniff, weres my gun" till the cows came home

both can have a drink

they finally go "damn, jim was the glue, but also the wedge"

they spend the next 5 years literally destroying everyone for sport

just to prove they still got it

and the last episode, an interview with stern

ron shows up and fezzy sits in the background with steve c and all the dead in super cool jedi blue

this can happen, if jim norton dies a violent death

obviously this is a joke,

but if someone out there wanted to get O&A back together, they should murder jim norton

and if they had time, sam probably touches kids

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