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Fucking shit turns to a scramble every time
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How to make a good omelette?
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It always helps to make sure you load it up with extra chopped cheese
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I'm a runny yolk nigger
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Gordon Ramsey has a bunch of omelette videos. Jamie Oliver too
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Jaques Pepin nigga
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Hey! Cook my omelette
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Turn the heat down my dude.
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FROM QUEENS?!
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Let it cook before you try to flip it, you over-eager PRICK. Also add mushrooms
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Just have your butler do it. If he messes up, make him eat sand.
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An omelet turning into a scramble is like an escalator turning into stairs. Oh no, the ingredients I wanted to eat are slightly different.
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Use a small pan so it has no choice but to be round. Cook on medium.
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Brotherman you need to break a few eggs.
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Agreed. You can't dip your toast in a fucking omelette.
Over easy, sunny side up, or fuck your eggs.
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I got a flattop for my BBQ, I just pull the grates and slap it on. Shit is awesome for omlettes and all kinds of shit.
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Yes. This slobbering mouthed old Frog is the goat when it comes to omelettes.
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Tell your girlfriend to get her ass into the kitchen and make you a fucking omelette.
