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How to get Pat out of a car if he’s stuck (another fat joke)
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How do you fit Fatrick inside a car?
Throw a check from Niki’s mom inside.
How do you get him out of the car?
Throw a job application inside.
...tss
Throw a check from Niki’s mom inside.
How do you get him out of the car?
Throw a job application inside.
...tss
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What's the difference between a pizza and Patrick?
A pizza didn't threaten to murder its daughter
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What's the difference between Patrick and a toilet? I got respect for a toilet!
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What's the difference between Pat and a hippopotamus?
About ten pounds!
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How do you get that fucking fat?
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You eat 14 servings of meatloaf every Monday and have meatloaf in-between meals Tuesday through Sunday.
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Come on guys, let's not be mean. Pat's got enough on his plate.
Dis MF so lazy even his nose doesn't run. But seriously, I heard when he goes camping the bears hide their food. I'm not saying he's fat but when he dies, they'll need six pallbearers to carry his ashes.
Dis MF so lazy even his nose doesn't run. But seriously, I heard when he goes camping the bears hide their food. I'm not saying he's fat but when he dies, they'll need six pallbearers to carry his ashes.
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Pat so fat his blood type is Crisco.
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Pat's so fat he's been on blood pressure meds since his mid 30s.
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Paul Weimer is a pedophile.