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How to deal with poop stains on furniture?

Patrick O'Neal

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Recently, I have been finding stains on my furniture that I suspect might be poop.

In the mornings and evenings I will sometimes sit nude in the privacy of my own home.

I'm not an exhibitionist. This is, for the most part, a harmless habit. However, I cannot help but think it might be somehow related to said stains.

I've put down an old towel on my favourite chair - it was rather tatty anyway - and I always have my trusty old toothbrush (no longer used for teeth!) and washing up liquid to hand.

Apart from this, I am struggling to think of other solutions.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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What is they/them spreading their asscheeks apart to grind their asshole up on it?

I’ll never understand the obsession with being naked.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Not going to lie. This is an issue I've had. I just throw it out. I don't know how to deal with dookies.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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That's because you're ugly.
Wrong.

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Nice try with the hate tho
 

RedHeadpw2

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You kind of deserve it for arrogantly removing your diapers before bedtime. No offense.
 
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